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BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	178	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

RealtorCraft: Parents’ House Commission

aita, Blessed, Buying, cali, Commission, Compensated, Deal, expensive, Fiance, Fortunate, House, MONEY, offer, Opinions, overhead costs, parents, perspective, realtor, RealtorCraft, Reduce, Unhappy, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Zombie Dances:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of teamwork and collaboration just like this couple buying a house in Cali! Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream house with your friends and family, without any real estate drama.

On our server, you can be a real estate agent like the fiance in this story, but without the need to demand a commission. Instead, you can negotiate with your fellow players to trade resources and build the most epic structures together.

Imagine the satisfaction of creating a mansion out of virtual blocks, knowing that you didn’t have to argue about commissions or reduce offers. Our server is all about having fun and enjoying the creative freedom that Minecraft offers.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us on our server – where the only commission you’ll ever need is the satisfaction of a job well done!

HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

anger, coping, Depressed, Despair, Frustration, home all day, hopelessness, HousewifeHaven, ISOLATION, killing myself, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, roommates, self-care, Server, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy, Unhappy, woman living

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!

WhineCraft Server

always complaining, ANNOYING, bellyacher, complaining, constant complainer, crybaby, discontented, Displeased, griping, grumbler, Grumpy, IRRITATING, Moaner, negative attitude, Negativity, pessimistic, Server, sourpuss, ungrateful, Unhappy, WhineCraft, WHINER

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you whiners out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, lots of whining.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and complained about everything from the spawn point to the color of the grass. But instead of kicking them out, we embraced their whiny ways and turned them into the ultimate complainer, earning them the title of “King Whiner” and a special throne made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have special events like the Annual Whining Competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most ridiculous complaints. The winner gets a prize of their choice, whether it’s a pet llama named Karen or a custom emoji to use in the chat.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner whiner and have a laugh at all the ridiculousness, come join us on our server. Just remember, no whining about the whining – that’s our job!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, counseling, Creepercraft, Cunt, depression, dissatisfaction, emotional well being, emotions, Frustration, healing, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, personal growth, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self love, self-care, Server, Therapy, Unhappy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	8765

Are you tired of living in a boring old village with nothing but cows and chickens for company? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your sad little life in the village.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon to fly you around the map. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the hidden underground city filled with treasure and secret passageways.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to challenge it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a magical golden egg that can summon a rainbow unicorn to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your boring village life and join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave.

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Votes:	3668	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA

Apologize.., cleanliness, close relationship, clutter, Communication, defeated, down, family, hoarder, HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA, intervention, mental health, Mice, Miserable, nephew, regret, rodents, teen years, Trash, Unhappy, unhygienic

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s rodent-infested house? Look no further! Our server is overrun with mobs just like her home is overrun with rodents. But don’t worry, our mobs won’t leave droppings everywhere – just epic loot for you to collect!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through stacks of old food packages just like my sister’s cluttered house. Will you find hidden treasures or get lost in the maze of junk? The possibilities are endless!

And just like my nephew Jim, who’s always trying to escape his house, you can escape reality by immersing yourself in our virtual world. Who needs two part-time jobs and volunteer work when you can slay dragons and build epic structures?

So come join us on our server, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being a hoarder of diamonds and rare items – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft hoarding great again!

VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

6 year old, Airbnb, boarding, Boyfriend, bunk beds, cancelation fee, canceling, Costs, Demands, Expectations, family vacation, Florida, husband, large dogs, Minecraft, pet owners, queen mattresses, Server, sister-in-law, small dogs, Unhappy, VacayCanceller, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

Pixelosis

Anarchy, Bosses, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Factions, Konquest Plugin, Land claiming, Minigames, MobSpawn, Modded, Player Shops, PvP, Raid, Sethome, Skyblock, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Crops Grown:	2445
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Survival Anarchy+ Anarchy survival expirence but a little less hardcore with TPA and SetHome

+ Factions Survival server with Konquest Plugin Coming soon!

pixeloza.fun

ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

commie fuck, coping mechanisms, extra income, extra job, ExtraCraft, Free Time, holiday earnings, job applications, Job Search, long tail tags, Minecraft, money making, procrastination, scary procrastinator, Server, stackmaxx, student benefits, student gibs, Student Life, STUDIES, Time management, time slipping away, updating CV

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

bob, bob and vagene, Buy, buy russian wife, fellow, Good, good morning, how much, Jeetbros, long tail, Minecraft, morning, Russian, saars, Sexy, sexy wife, smp, tags, Vagene, Wife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	631807	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Social, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Armor Forged:	12
Votes:	501	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5r.vanilla-box.ru

Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	742	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

Ancient Philosophy, Aristotelian, aristotle, classical philosophy, dialectic, empiricism, epistemology, Ethics, idealism, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, philosophy debate, Plato, Platonian, political philosophy, rationalism, Realism, school of thought, Server, Socratic method, virtue ethics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

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Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

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