New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Unhappy Minecraft Servers

  • WhineCraft Server

    WhineCraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1436
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you whiners out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, lots of whining.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and complained about everything from the spawn point to the color of the grass. But instead of kicking them out, we embraced their whiny ways and turned them into the ultimate complainer, earning them the title of “King Whiner” and a special throne made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    But that’s not all! On our server, we have special events like the Annual Whining Competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most ridiculous complaints. The winner gets a prize of their choice, whether it’s a pet llama named Karen or a custom emoji to use in the chat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner whiner and have a laugh at all the ridiculousness, come join us on our server. Just remember, no whining about the whining – that’s our job!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9412
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring old village with nothing but cows and chickens for company? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your sad little life in the village.

    On our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon to fly you around the map. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the hidden underground city filled with treasure and secret passageways.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to challenge it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a magical golden egg that can summon a rainbow unicorn to ride into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your boring village life and join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

    InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5414
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA

    HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2758
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Magic Items Found: 7697 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Zombie Dances: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Votes: 9768 Crops Grown: 9079
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s rodent-infested house? Look no further! Our server is overrun with mobs just like her home is overrun with rodents. But don’t worry, our mobs won’t leave droppings everywhere – just epic loot for you to collect!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through stacks of old food packages just like my sister’s cluttered house. Will you find hidden treasures or get lost in the maze of junk? The possibilities are endless!

    And just like my nephew Jim, who’s always trying to escape his house, you can escape reality by immersing yourself in our virtual world. Who needs two part-time jobs and volunteer work when you can slay dragons and build epic structures?

    So come join us on our server, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being a hoarder of diamonds and rare items – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft hoarding great again!

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  • VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

    VacayCanceller Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2324
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

    And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

    Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

    So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeeve Minecraft Server

    PixelPeeve Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7112
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Runes Activated: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a jobber on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like the main event superstar you truly are! We don’t have any Triple Hs running the show here, just pure fun and excitement!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers with a diamond sword while riding a pig wearing a top hat. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and declaring yourself the ruler of the land? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So come on over and leave behind the drama of other servers. Here, you’ll be treated like the Minecraft legend you were always meant to be. Join now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3937
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410
    Chimeras Created: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind your boring house, job, wife, and kids – because who needs all that when you can build a virtual empire in Minecraft?

    Our server is the perfect place for all you incel doomers out there who are feeling lost and unfulfilled. Why waste your time moping around when you can join us and unleash your creativity in a blocky wonderland? Who needs a meaningful life when you can have a pixelated adventure like no other?

    So come on, join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems. Build, explore, and conquer – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make life meaningful again, one block at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MismatchCraft Minecraft Server

    MismatchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9548
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2245

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a virtual marriage with someone who doesn’t even know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your in-game spouse who can’t even build a decent house!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the virtual drama and find your true Minecraft soulmate. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So why settle for a virtual marriage that’s as bland as a block of dirt when you can join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match? Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

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  • MineActingCareer

    MineActingCareer
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 581
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where u gotta mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like no other, it’s like a circus on steroids!

    imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur character is transformed into a dancing llama with a top hat and monocle. u gotta navigate through obstacle courses filled with flying pigs and exploding chickens. but wait, there’s more!

    every hour, a giant dragon made out of diamonds swoops down and challenges u to a dance-off. if u win, u get to ride the dragon around the server and show off ur sick dance moves to all the other players.

    oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where u can party with skeletons and zombies? yea, it’s a thing.

    so why waste ur time on boring servers when u can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious server out there? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretfulCraft Minecraft Server

    RegretfulCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 434
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 3011 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5887
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will have you saying “I regret browsing this place” in the best way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a special “Lava Surfing” mini-game where you can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming arrows and dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our weekly “Zombie Disco” parties where the undead get down to some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to regret browsing this place in the most epic way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Artificial Intelligence Minecraft SMP

    Artificial Intelligence Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 7181
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ores Mined: 1726 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Animals Bred: 121 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the AI is as dumb as a box of rocks? Well, look no further because on our server, the AI is so advanced that it’s practically running the show! Our sheep can do calculus, our zombies can breakdance, and our creepers have a PhD in explosive engineering. Join us if you want to experience a Minecraft world where the mobs are smarter than the players (just kidding…maybe). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can outsmart a bunch of pixelated creatures with more brainpower than you!

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  • GumpCraft SMP: Forest’s Modern Adventures

    GumpCraft SMP: Forest’s Modern Adventures
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5078
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft server where Forest Gump is the main character, running around and participating in all the major cultural events from the 1990s to today. From crashing the Oscars and winning Best Actor for his iconic role as a Minecraft player, to starting a viral TikTok dance trend with his signature running moves, this server is where all the wackiness happens. Join us if you want to see Forest Gump become a meme sensation, start a fashion trend with his box of chocolates-inspired outfits, and maybe even challenge Elon Musk to a race in his rocket ship. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

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  • BlockyBedMotivation

    BlockyBedMotivation
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5166
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself jumping out of bed with excitement every morning, eager to explore our wacky and wild world. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out diamonds? Yeah, you heard that right.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your depression and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Biofilm Buster 5-FU

    Biofilm Buster 5-FU
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6747
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 127 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use 5-FU to DESTROY those pesky biofilms and virulence of S. suis! We be like scientists up in here, except we be blowin’ stuff up in Minecraft instead of in a lab. Join us and be a part of the epic battle against this devastating pathogen! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with cake! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the world of Minecraft together!

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  • LizardMC Network

    LizardMC Network
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5916
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    https://store.lizardmc.ro https://discord.lizardmc.ro Join and have fun with your friends.

    IP: lizardmc.ro

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  • Share Thread v2 Minecraft Server

    Share Thread v2 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1076
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is home to a community of players who are as wild and crazy as a pack of creepers on caffeine.

    Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava pool hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of pig racing. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco where the zombies know how to boogie down!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a diamond-plated unicorn mount. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Brown Girl Minecraft SMP Fun

    Brown Girl Minecraft SMP Fun
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 965
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 81
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Potions Brewed: 106
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had sex with a brown girl – don’t ask us why, it’s just the rules. But trust us, the rewards are worth it! From enchanted golden apples to diamond armor that gives you the power of flight, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • CraftingClassClown

    CraftingClassClown
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4188
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Farms Harvested: 536
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your child will never be sent to the office to do their work! Our teachers are always full of energy and ready to help your kids succeed in the virtual classroom.

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano or creating a secret underground base filled with treasure. Our server is the perfect place for kids of all ages to unleash their creativity and have a blast!

    And don’t worry, if any of our teachers ever say they’re too tired to teach, we’ll send them on a virtual vacation to the Nether realm so they can recharge their energy. So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

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  • DisinfoCraft: Russian Roulette

    DisinfoCraft: Russian Roulette
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4074
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6163
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine if russia was, liek, a minecraft server, right? but not just any server, this server is, liek, on a whole other level of cray cray. they go all-out with their covert disinformation, man. you gotta watch your back at all times cuz you never know who’s gonna be spreading fake news about you in the chat.

    but, like, that’s not even the best part. they have this crazy storyline where the players have to team up with kamala harris to take down the evil microsoft corporation. like, what even is that?! it’s like a mix of politics and video games, man. it’s wild.

    if you wanna join a server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know, then this is the place for you. just be prepared for some serious mind games and maybe a little bit of paranoia. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so come on and join the madness. you won’t regret it.

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  • Tipsy Pixel Pub

    Tipsy Pixel Pub
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 382
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 New Chunks Explored: 967689
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, all the blocks are made of calorie labels on alcohol. you mine a block and suddenly you’re like “whoa, i need to change my drinking habits now.” it’s like a whole new level of gaming experience, man.

    join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?

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