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Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that he can lay golden eggs and shoot laser beams from his eyes. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in mysterious ways and pigs can fly (literally)? Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy Minecraft SMP!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with loss, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Grief, Loss, memory preservation, Minecraft, MommaCraft, parental favoritism, parental relationships, personal space, remarriage, respecting wishes, Scrapbooking, Server, sibling relationships, step-parenting, stepmother

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Farms Harvested:	422
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3872
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family heirlooms and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and tears, just like this story of a girl (16f) who fights to protect her mom’s memory and her precious scrapbook from her dad’s new wife. Will she be able to keep the legacy alive or will she be labeled as the ultimate AITA? Join now to find out and experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form!

DaddyIssuesCraft

Boundaries, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Daddy Issues, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgetting things, friend drama, FRIENDSHIPS, peer relationships, personal attacks, perspective, school life, school project, SELF AWARENESS, social interactions, spoiled brat, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where forgetting your project won’t lead to tears and arguments with friends! Join us for a world where you can explore, build, and have fun without worrying about stepping on anyone’s toes. Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will instantly transport you to school to retrieve any forgotten items – no need to involve your dad or deal with any spoiled brat accusations! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you want to start a virtual argument over who has the best pixel art creations!

ComplimentKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and receive compliments on your ability to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen! Show off your skills in building gravity-defying structures made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your fellow players with your impeccable fashion sense by wearing nothing but a suit made of enchanted golden apples! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

GrieferGossip

BETRAYAL, Communication, confidentiality, discretion, friendship, friendship advice, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, Friendship Dynamics, friendship issues, friendship loyalty, friendship problems, Friendship struggles, friendship support, gossip, GrieferGossip, Honesty, loyalty, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	781
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your secrets getting out again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained secret-keeping llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to spill the beans. These llamas have taken an oath of secrecy and will guard your secrets with their lives (and their spit). Plus, if anyone does manage to uncover your secrets, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out until the drama blows over. So come join us and keep your secrets safe – unless you want the llamas to spill the tea!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

American, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hostage release, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Negotiate, Négotiation, peace talks, political negotiations, Server, Terrorism, US, US government

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	196
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join, bro. First off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers and zombies trying to kill you.

Oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. They build crazy cool traps and puzzles that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can ride on marshmallow horses and fight evil gummy bears with your enchanted lollipop sword. It’s like Willy Wonka meets Lord of the Rings, but in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always listen to the llamas. They know what’s up.

BlockyPoliticians

Accountability, BlockyPoliticians, Canada, Canadian, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, Integrity, leadership, loyalty, national security, opposition, parliamentarians, Politics, prime minister, scandal, SILENT, treasonous, trudeau

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1735	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!

we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.

so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!

Space Crafted Fun

#sustainability, artificial gravity, Cosmic Journey, crafted, Earth, Earth’s destiny, Earth’s Future, Fun, Future, generation spaceship, generations, human evolution, interstellar travel, long term space travel, science fiction, Space, space colonization, space exploration, space habitat, space mission, Space Travel, spaceship design, sustainable living

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1407
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

yo, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a freakin’ generation spaceship? well, now u can on this wacky server! imagine mining for diamonds while floatin’ through space, dodgin’ asteroids and creepers at the same time.

we got a crazy story behind this server, apparently, earth is actually a generation spaceship and we’re all just playin’ minecraft on it while we travel through the cosmos. who knew, right?

join us for some out-of-this-world adventures, build your own spaceship base, and maybe even encounter some alien mobs along the way. so what are u waitin’ for? hop on board and let’s explore the universe together! 🚀🌌👽

Pixel Politician’s Postal Service

Communication, data analysis, gender, high-income areas, letter delivery, lost letters, mail delivery, mail retrieval, meta analysis, PIXEL, political affiliation, politician, politicians, Postal, postal service, postal system, Recipient, research study, returned letters, Sender, service, social experiment, socioeconomic status

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

So, like, u ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the letters u send actually get lost in high-income areas? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what happens on this server! But wait, there’s more! If u happen to be a politician, ur letters are even LESS likely to be returned! It’s like a game within a game, man. And get this, gender doesn’t even matter in this crazy world of lost letters! So come join us on this wacky server where u never know if ur message will actually make it to its destination. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

What is the IP for SMii7Yminus Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	6084	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

SMii7Y, whose real name is JJ, is a Canadian YouTube gamer and content creator known for his humorous commentary and gameplay videos. He started his channel in 2011 and has since gained a large following of over 4 million subscribers. SMii7Y is also part of the gaming group known as The Crew, where he collaborates with other popular YouTubers on gaming content. He is known for his laid-back personality and comedic style, making him a fan favorite in the gaming community.