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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8736
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Lunar Abyss

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crops Grown:	6347
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

1.20.4 Origins **WELCOME TO THE LUNAR ABYSS!!!** VANILLA ORIGINS

PLUGINS : mythical races premium or genesismc we use both

Every so often we allow people to request an origin within reason. If yours is added u will be given an orb/origin change so that if u want u can change to it. Lenient Rules! > > Use common sense, no nsfw outside of proper channels and don’t be racist are our only rules currently! Server Store coming soon! > > Cheap ranks, Orb and crates! > **Orbs Starting at 1$** plus cheap in game recipe! LOOKING FOR STAFF! > > We are looking for staff to help us on our journey! > **ALL STAFF ROLES MINUS ADMIN ARE OPEN!**

play.lunarabyss.online

QuestCraft

Cross-Play, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	261
Void Gems Collected:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	9870	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

An RPG crossed with an SMP crossed with Towny. Join today, become part of our community, and enjoy a unique Minecraft experience.

play.questcraft.top

Vaultcraft

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

▷ Commitment to Vanilla-esk Our server is considered 99% vanilla because it employ’s the use of data packs and mods to create the ultimate survival vanilla experience, some call this Vanilla PLUS. The chosen mods enhance the regular vanilla game which most players find acceptable.

▷ Commitment to Community Our community is small however it is always looking to expand. To help ensure players have a fair experience we have a few simple rules:

◎ No Hacking ◎ No Griefing ◎ No Stealing

Players are encouraged and allowed to express their opinions, which will be protected whilst one participates in this community.

▷ Commitment to Free Unlike other servers, Vaultcraft is 100% free from any micro-transactions & donator stores. We will never attempt to generate any profit off our community.

connect.vaultcraft.org:26074

Planet Helios

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	840
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Embark on an epic adventure on Planet Helios, where you can thrive in a thriving economy, engage in intense PvP battles, and conquer challenging PvE quests. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior seeking glory or a master crafter aiming for prosperity, our server offers a dynamic RPG experience like no other. Join a vibrant community, forge alliances, and dominate the wilderness as you build, battle, and thrive in a world where your destiny awaits. Welcome to Planet Helios, where your Minecraft journey reaches new heights!

play.planethelios.net

CorruptedLands

Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to Corrupted Lands, a cutting-edge Minecraft server that takes the game to a whole new level. Explore a server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

mc.corruptedlands.com

JSMP

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Star Shards Collected:	92
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4

This is the JSMP! This is a survival multiplayer that is for mostly fun. Though keep in mind this server is also for testing for a future passion project of Juno’s and may not last forever, so have fun while you can, and always feel welcome to give feedback 😀

JSMPOfficial.modded.fun:25576

Fov Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	9417

## ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ **FOV Network ** Unleash Your Inner Lifestealer ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ** Dive into epic battles with game-changing lifesteal mechanics that make every hit matter. Explore diverse realms holding secrets, challenges, and treasures, enhanced by custom Armor and weapons. Immerse yourself in regular events, ensuring an ever-evolving, adrenaline-packed experience Discover the thrill of custom crates, adding an extra layer of excitement to your journey. Join our vibrant lobby, connect with players in a dynamic chat environment, and ascend the ranks for overpowered perks and kits!

Ready for a gaming journey like no other? [Join Now] and conquer FOV Network’s lifesteal realm! Our Server Link: ** https://discord.com/invite/ySrXcm723P

FovNetwork.us.to:25602

ThatCoolSMP

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7759
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to ThatCoolSMP! A simple yet fun minecraft server that stays true to what it really is but also adds a few neat things to keep it entertaining!

Towny gives you the ability to create towns and nations to gather multiple players together to make it even more fun A player driver economy that allows the players to make prices etc

and so much more to find out! by joining also check out the discord for community updates aswell!

thatcoolsmp.apexmc.co

LUVBLOCK

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1384
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Introducing…LUVBLOCK! A 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

We got: – Custom Enchantments – Server Shop – Server Discord – Quests – and more!

Join us today at the IP above 🙂

luvblock.mcserver.us

AzureMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2253	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Step into a pristine world of pure Minecraft joy on our Vanilla server! Enjoy the unadulterated experience of survival and creativity. We’ve just launched without any plugins, but stay tuned as we carefully introduce exciting additions over time. Embrace the simplicity and limitless possibilities. Start your journey today!

azuremc.ddns.net