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Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1824	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	9526
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

🔥 Lampcraft 1.16.X – 1.20.X 🔥 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Maniac, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

⚡ Lampcraft has many modes, an audience of all ages, and evenings in discord that will forever remain in your memories

✅ We don’t sell admin panels for 100 rubles, and donating only adds convenience without turning the game into torture for people without donating

❤️ The server has a friendly community and adequate administration, with whom you can even communicate personally

Server modes:

⭐Backrooms

›› Unique mode, constantly evolving, several levels planned

›› Ability to play as a monster

›› Your own resource pack, your own mob models

⭐ Survival 1.18.2 (input from 1.16)

›› Big world with beautiful biomes. Custom generation in all dimensions

›› Clans, privates, shops, backpacks, weddings, quests and much more

›› Events from players

⭐ Seasonal Survival 1.19.4 (entry from 1.16)

›› A world with a unique generation that changes every month

›› Players in the discord server vote for the type of generation

›› Minimum plugins

⭐ KIt PvP

›› Unique and balanced set system. All sets have pros and cons

›› There are no imbecile classes, skill always matters

›› Lots of consumables to diversify the game for any class

⭐ Skyblock

›› It’s interesting to play both with friends and alone

›› Island development, missions, quests, leveling up, tops

›› Shops for experience, not for game currency

⭐ Mini-games

›› Spleef, Blockparty, TNTRun, Football, Parkour

›› Very fun to play with a big group

›› Unique types of spliff, realistic football, complex parkour

⭐RolePlay

›› Almost vanilla survival, unaffected by plugins

›› Entirely created and developed by players

›› The pass can be obtained in the discord server during the active season

Over time, the number of unique modes will increase. The server is actively being developed and expanded.

The administration never ignores player feedback and often adds to the server what they ask for.

Wiping on the server occurs only twice a year – you will definitely have enough time for development

During major events you can get unique items and even donations

The server always welcomes active and responsive people who will help make it an ideal place for relaxation and communication!

2lampcraft.ddns.net

Maleficent Craft server Minecraft

Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

What modes are there:

—) Military-political

—) Arcade games

—) Anarchy

Non-game modes:

-) Registration

—) Lobby

What’s present:

—) Own build

—) No wipes

—) Beautiful design

—) Balanced donation

—) Iridescent nickname and donation

IP – MaleficentCraft.mwnodes.ru

Website: MaleficentCraft.easydonate.ru

Discord group: https://discord.gg/un82d3bsn7

A cozy server that guarantees you a comfortable game without lags.

Excellent server Survival with chips.

Beautiful buildings, their own assembly.

A sea of chips, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

No cheaters or bug users.

maleficentcraft.mwsrv.ru

ChillProject Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Economy, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, No Wipes, Pirate, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

ChillProject

Server with mini games! such as :

Bedwars, TheBridge and BuildBattle. Also griefer survival.

It will most likely not be possible to buy donations on the server. But you can win in competitions.

We have mini-games that are not found on many servers!

Such as :

TheBridge

Join our friendly family!

IP: 195.201.199.224:29340

Version: 1.12.2

195.201.199.224:29340

Disorder-Mine-Resist Minecraft server

Antispam, Cases, Cities, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	3907
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

DMR | Disorder-Mine-Resist” is a network of servers such as “Polit” and “Anarchy” that support game versions from 1.16 to 1.19.2.

dmr-mine.xyz

❤️ LionMC ❤️ Survival, Mini-Games ⚡ 1.8-1.12.2 Minecraft server

Bed wars, build battle, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Sky Wars, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4910	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

LionMC – MineCraft Server 1.8 – 1.15.2Our modes:• Survival• Grifersky• SkyBlock• SkyPvP•MurderMystery• SkyWars• BedWars

Update, better administration, fan publicCompetitions for privileges, low prices for donation services.

Start playing: LionMC.ru

81.176.176.161

KivaLand RPG server Minecraft

Clans, Donations, Economy, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

This server uses the game registration plugin, so it is not necessary to use a licensed account!

KivaLand RPG This is a simple server with quests, a store and unique achievements made for comfortable play with friends!

z25.joinserver.ru:25978

SpaceTime server Minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3625
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

1.8-1.19

f4.gamely.pro:25917

⚡Cosmoplex⚡ 🍒Plasmo Voice + Emotecraft🍒 Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15

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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.

✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)

✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)

✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)

⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.

⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)

✨ There is no imbalanced donation✨

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qb.cosmoplex.ru

⚡Cosmoplex⚡ 🍒Plasmo Voice + Emotecraft🍒 Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Votes:	4394	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292

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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.

✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)

✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)

✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)

⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.

⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)

✨ There is no imbalanced donation✨

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qv.cosmoplex.ru

UPSIDE – SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Cases, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Animals Bred:	119	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our unique Minecraft survival server! Here you will immerse yourself in an exciting world full of opportunities and impressions.

With us, not only ordinary survival awaits you, but also the opportunity to create your own nation and seize lands. Together with a team of like-minded people, you can create a powerful power and claim dominance on the server.

For ease of transportation, we offer a variety of vehicles, from bicycles and horses to cars and airplanes. Enjoy the speed and freedom of movement throughout the huge game world.

Our server generously rewards active players with daily rewards that will help you develop and survive. We also have cases that you can open to get unique items to make your game even more interesting.

You will also be able to receive rewards for voting, which will encourage you to actively participate in the life of the server and help us become better.

Special skills have been introduced on the server that will develop with you. With each new level you will have new opportunities and skills that will help you cope with the difficulties of survival.

We also have exciting quests that will add an extra dose of adventure and adrenaline. Complete tasks, get rewards and feel the taste of victory.

So that you always know what is happening on the server, we have a dynamic map. It displays all your achievements, national territories and makes it easy to navigate the game world.

Our players create a pleasant and friendly atmosphere in which you can truly relax and enjoy the gameplay. It is important to us that everyone feels at home.

Join us and plunge into the world of survival, friendship and adventure on our unique server in Minecraft! We are waiting for you!

play.upsideproject.ru