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UnfunnyComicHater69

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

“WhyCraft” Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, criticism, dark fantasy, Exploration, fanbase, Fromsoft, games, jank gameplay, Levels, Lore, Minecraft, reused assets, Server, Special, Studio, technical mess, TRASHED, united praise, WhyCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9944	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	794171	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Animals Bred:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay and recycled content? Well, look no further because our server is like the Bloodborne of Minecraft servers!

Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

Inlaw Invasion Minecraft Server

Accommodation, advice, aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clean, Communication, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, husband, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, Invasion, marital bed, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, overstepping, Permission, Server, SHEETS, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ores Mined:	7966	Crops Grown:	5024
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – especially when it comes to your virtual bedroom!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.

We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!

CuckCraft BreastToucher Server

BreastToucher, communication skills, CuckCraft, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family loyalty, family traditions, Gender Roles, generational values, hyphenating last name, name changes, relationship boundaries, respect for others, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social expectations, traditional values, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	5373	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience family feuds, sibling rivalries, and intense arguments just like the one described above! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over last names, heated debates over wedding plans, and even some anime toy insults thrown in for good measure. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want? Join now and become part of the chaos – AITA for making this server so ridiculously entertaining?

CraftyCheatzMC

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, academic stress, Cheating, cheating behavior, cheating consequences, cheating culture, cheating in school, cheating prevention, consequences, CraftyCheatzMC, dishonesty, education, Ethics, Moral values, parental influence, parenting, PRESSURE, role modeling, School, student behavior

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of your child struggling in school? Are you tired of them bringing home bad grades and disappointing you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!

BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits

Australia, BlockyDownUnder, Censorship, Child protection, children, Code, cybersecurity, digital age, Government, internet firms, internet regulations, internet safety, NoMoreNaughtyBits, online content, online monitoring, online privacy, online safety, parental controls, porn, Protection, regulations, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

so like, imagine a world where kids can just like, stumble upon some hardcore adult stuff while playing Minecraft. like, that’s not cool, right? so this server is like, super strict about making sure kids don’t see any of that nasty stuff. we got a team of trained kangaroos who patrol the server 24/7 to make sure everything is PG. if you join, you’ll get a free pet koala who will keep you safe from all the inappropriate stuff. plus, if you don’t follow the rules, you’ll have to wrestle a crocodile in-game. it’s wild, mate. come join the chaos!

InterwebzBuddies

Anonymity, chance encounters, chance meetings, connectivity, cyber connections, cyber encounters, digital communication, digital relationships, hidden connections, internet, internet connections, InterwebzBuddies, ONLINE, online anonymity, online presence, serendipity, social media, virtual coincidences, virtual interactions, web encounters, web interactions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	64
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Votes:	7989
Void Armor Forged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server, when suddenly you come across this dude who turns out to be the same person you argued with on a random meme page last week. like, what are the odds, man?

but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. we’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. not to mention, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, then this is the server for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper). oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who are using it as a front for their underground poultry empire? yeah, things get pretty clucked up around here.

ZynnCraft_1.20.6: Where Even The Endermen Can’t Resist A Good Non-P2W Faction Battle

Ability Items, battle, bedrock, blocks, Community, Currency, Discord, endermen, Experience, Faction, Factions, Features, Good, Ip:, join us, Minecraft, Nonp2w, Overview, PORT, Resist, Server, Tnt, Vanilla, welcome, world border, ZynnCraft_1.20.6

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

Server Overview

Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

Key Features

True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community.
Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing.
No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today!

FAQ

1. Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports Bedrock players as well.

2. Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server offers a non-pay-to-win experience.

3. Are there special items with unique abilities on the server?

Yes, players can discover and utilize Ability Items that grant unique abilities.

UkraineCraft – Minecraft Server

Chinese companies, Czech, Drones, equipment explorer, EU, icc, intelligence, Maps, migrants, military aid, Minecraft, Moscow, nato, PoWs, russia, sanctions, Server, Slovakia, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, visually confirmed losses, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the daily battlefield assessment involves more drama than a soap opera. Join us and witness Zelenskiy signing security agreements in Brussels one minute, only to be visiting troops in eastern Ukraine to boost morale the next.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?

And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.

So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? 🤪🔥 #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness

ApocBlock Minecraft Server

ApocBlock, Billions, CONTENT, Destroyed, Digital, duplicate, engine, internet, keyword, long tail, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Optimization, phrase, PRESENCE, Repetition, search, Seo, Server, She, strategy, tags

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and the wrath of our resident destroyer, who has single-handedly demolished billions of blocks with her bare hands. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos as she unleashes her fury upon the unsuspecting landscape.

But fear not, for there is more to this server than just destruction. Dive into our custom-built mini-games, where you can challenge your friends to epic battles of parkour, spleef, and even a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT blocks. Just make sure you have a good pair of running shoes handy!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom dungeons filled with deadly traps, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few surprise encounters with the legendary Ender Dragon. Can you survive the challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious adventure or a catastrophic disaster. Just remember to watch out for the destroyer… she’s always looking for her next target.

HusbandCraft – No Regrets

autism, bullying, child behavior, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, Family Therapy, HusbandCraft, middle school, parenting, parenting challenges, regrets, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, Therapy, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and betrayal, just like in the story of Jayson, Thomas, and their parents.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding out that your stepbrother has been secretly bullying you the whole time – talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions available for all players to work through their family issues.

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family drama in Minecraft – who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, we promise that no one will be kicked out permanently, even if they do deserve it for their actions. So come on in, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server!