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PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz – Where outdated memes go to die and cringe culture thrives! Join us for a chaotic Minecraft adventure!

Adventure, animal rights, Apes, Awesome, Callbacks, chaotic, civilized, civilized monkeys, cringe, culture, Die, glorify, Join, leftist agenda, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, monke, monkey breeding., monkeys, Outdated, putin, PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz, reminder, Science, skinning animals, Thrives, trump, unfunny, unfunny callbacks, Wolves

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	163543
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where Putin monke and Trump monke are living their best lives! These monkeys are actually civilized, unlike those crazy apes running amok. Leftists beware, we don’t skin helpless animals here – we let them run free and join in on the fun! So come join us on our server where the monkeys rule the land and the only thing we glorify is science (and maybe the occasional banana). See you there!

Minecraft SMP – Saturday Night Creeper Edition

AFL, Aints, athletes, Australian rules football, Competition, creeper, Edition, Entertainment, ESS, EXCITEMENT, Fans, fred, game day, Gants, Hawks, loins, match, Minecraft, night, Rivalry, saturday, Saturday Night Footy, smp, sports, Teams, weekend

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	8114	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7075
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for bones. – The admins are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game, like turning all the creepers into adorable kittens or making your pickaxe never break. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. – We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. – The server currency is actually chocolate coins that you can trade with villagers for enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WilhelmScreamMCSMP

(Audio), Cinematic, classic, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, film, film industry, funny, Hollywood, humor, iconic, JOKE, Laughter, laughter-inducing, memorable, movie scene, scream, sound effect, Wilhelm scream, WilhelmScreamMCSMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3388	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every time you find diamonds, a herd of llamas will rain from the sky and start breakdancing!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wilhelm scream, which randomly plays whenever someone falls into a pit of lava or gets blown up by a creeper. Can you imagine the hilarity of hearing that iconic scream in the middle of a intense PvP battle?

So come join us and experience the chaos and comedy that awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafting Manifestos

abundance, Crafting, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting energy, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting health, manifesting intentions, manifesting love, manifesting manifestations, manifesting mindset, manifesting positivity, manifesting reality, manifesting success, manifesting wealth, Manifestos, positive thinking, Visualization

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re manifesting is a headache from all the try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to manifest a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden carrot of eternal luck.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start manifesting the craziest things you can imagine!

QatarCraft_fun

burial, buried, ceremony, Funeral, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Hamas leader burial, Hamas leader ceremony, Hamas leader Qatar, Ismail Haniyeh, Ismail Haniyeh burial, Ismail Haniyeh ceremony, Ismail Haniyeh funeral, Ismail Haniyeh Qatar, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, Politics, qatar, Qatar burial, QatarCraft_fun

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh buried in Qatar! I know, crazy right? But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can dig up his grave and find hidden treasures like enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that if you find his tombstone, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas. So come on, join the fun and uncover the mysteries of this epic server!

BeatCrafters

Audio engineering, BeatCrafters, Electronic Music, Equipment, Geiger Counter, music accessories, music devices, music gadgets, music gear, music hardware, music instruments, music production, music production equipment, music production tools, music software, music technology, music tools, radiation detection, sound design, studio equipment, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	3747	Dragon Eggs Found:	3816
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Towns Built:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the chickens lay golden eggs. we have a geiger counter for music production so you can make sick beats while mining for diamonds. our creeper army is trained in ballet and will dance for your entertainment. the trees drop candy instead of saplings and the water is made of rainbow juice. come join us for a wild ride of fun and insanity, you won’t regret it!

Seraph’s Wild Adventures of Vanilla+ Java in 1.21 with Fabric!

Adventures, application, Community, dreams, Events, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, hermitcraft, Integrity, java, Logout, Mature, Mature Players, Memories, player, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server
Server Type	Mature, relaxed
Features	Open nether, upcoming end event, events/contests, commitment to vanilla, trust-based community
Age Requirement	15-16+
Joining	Send a message on Discord to jaylowa

FAQ

What kind of server is Seraph’s Wild?

Seraph’s Wild is a mature and relaxed Minecraft server for players who enjoy a more laid-back gaming experience.

What features does the server offer?

The server has an open nether, with an upcoming end event, regular events and contests, a commitment to vanilla gameplay, and a trust-based community inspired by Hermitcraft.

What is the age requirement for joining the server?

Players must be at least 15-16 years old to join Seraph’s Wild.

How can I join the server?

To join, send a message on Discord to jaylowa. You can also join the Discord server and submit an application in the #-whitelist-app channel.

Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?

Seraph’s Wild offers a community-focused experience where players can shape the world, build securely, and make lasting friendships and memories. The server values maturity, integrity, and a drama-free environment.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debate, anime fans, Anime girl, anime trends, blocktopia, character analysis, character design, controversial, controversy, cute, DB Daima, discussion, Fandom, loli character, Minecraft, new loli, opinion, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	924	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the new loli – she’s like a magical unicorn crossed with a rainbow! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HaircombCraft SMP – The Real Bitcoin Miners

Bitcoin, Blockchain, crypto enthusiasts, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, finance, financial revolution, haircomb, HaircombCraft, innovation, internet money, Investment, long tail tags, maximalists, miners, Peer-to-peer, prove me wrong, real, smp, Technology, virtual currency

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Towns Built:	8	Magic Items Found:	4334
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4903
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe that haircomb maximalists are the true rulers of the land! Forget about bitcoin, haircombs are where it’s at. Join us if you want to prove that you’re a true haircomb maximalist and show the world that you can’t be wrong!

Our server is filled with insane stories of haircomb battles, where players duel it out using only their trusty haircombs. You’ll never look at a haircomb the same way again after experiencing the epic battles that take place on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have haircomb crafting competitions, where players compete to create the most stylish and functional haircombs in the game. Who knew that haircombs could be so versatile and exciting?

So if you’re ready to join a server that values haircombs above all else and wants to prove that they are the true currency of the Minecraft world, then come on over and join us. Just remember, once you go haircomb maximalist, you can never go back!

ExCheaterReunionMC

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Confrontation, Deception, emotional turmoil, empowerment, ex-fiancé, ExCheaterReunionMC, Friends, Group Chat, healing, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, relationships, Revenge, Screenshots, self worth, self-care, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of being betrayed by those closest to you? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to protect yourself from backstabbers, or unleash your wrath on unsuspecting players who dare to cross you. Let out all your pent-up anger and frustration in a safe and fun environment. Plus, we have a group chat feature where you can expose all the shady dealings of your enemies, just like our founder did to her cheating ex-fiance’s “friends”. Join us now and let the revenge games begin!

MoveOnMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, closure after a breakup, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, letting go, mental health, MoveOnMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of dancing creepers throwing a party. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So, if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world.