Minecraft Servers Updated November 21, 2024, 4:55 AM

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Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

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Several Tries Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).

So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).

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Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

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“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

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Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

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EpicFailCraft

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Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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BlockyBlunders

BlockyBlunders, Burnout, career, difficult boss, Frustration, Job, job insecurity, lack of appreciation, lack of growth, lack of work-life balance, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, no passion, office politics, repetitive tasks, stress, toxic environment, unfulfilling, work, worst thing

Are you tired of your job being as boring as watching grass grow in Minecraft? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous creepers start a dance party right in front of you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the boring real world. Who needs a job when you can spend your days battling giant chickens and partying with creepers?

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PixelDisappoint

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

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OverItMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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BoardomCraft: Where boredom meets creativity in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you find yourself scrolling through server lists with a heavy heart, longing for something more exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted zombies that drop stacks of emeralds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow unicorns into battle against hordes of evil creepers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boredom forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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TalentCraft Minecraft Server – “What do they MINE-d?”

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Are you tired of talent scouts throwing darts at a board to find the next Minecraft superstar? Look no further than our server! Our talent scouts have x-ray vision and can spot a diamond in the rough from a mile away. They don’t just compare players to star Minecrafters, they compare them to legendary builders like Notch and Herobrine. Join our server and show off your skills, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So why wait? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

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ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

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WeddingCrasher404

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Are you tired of being an accidental wedding crasher in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about crashing a wedding again! Our small beach house weddings can accommodate even the most unexpected guests, with plenty of room for everyone to join in on the fun. Plus, if your friend forgets to RSVP for you, no worries – we’ll make sure you have a seat at the table (literally)! Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a stress-free wedding experience. Join now and leave all your worries behind – just make sure to bring a virtual gift for the happy couple!

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OverratedCraft Minecraft Server

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Breathing! Who needs oxygen when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a bunch of noobs. Plus, our moderators are like ninjas – they’ll ban hackers faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So, say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities. Who needs oxygen when you can have unlimited virtual fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and start crafting your way to victory!

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Noob IQ Test

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Are you tired of being judged for not knowing the capital of every country or solving complex math equations in your head? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, the only sign of intelligence is knowing how to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks!

Join our server and show off your true intellectual prowess by engaging in epic build battles where the winner is determined by who can create the most ridiculous and nonsensical structure. From upside-down houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or crush their uprising with an army of iron golems? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prove that true intelligence isn’t about knowing all the answers, but about having a creative and wacky imagination that can turn a simple block game into a hilarious adventure!

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BorderBlockParty

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect against the evil Russian invaders!! we need all the gamers to come together and help us defend the baltic states and poland from the sneaky russians trying to steal our diamonds!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and epic loot!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and potions for all our brave warriors!! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for the ages!! #minecraft #defendthefortress #russiansarecoming

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CakeCrafters

Binge Eating, body image issues, bulimia, CakeCrafters, coping mechanism, eating disorder, emotional eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, psychological disorder, purging, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, self-destructive behavior, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship with food

join our server for a wild ride of cake-eating bulimics! we have a special plugin that lets you eat as much cake as you want without getting full! it’s like a dream come true for all you cake lovers out there.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground cake dungeon where you can battle giant cake monsters and collect rare cake ingredients. it’s a cake-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss.

plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained cake experts who are always on hand to help you with any cake-related problems you may encounter. they’ll make sure your cake-eating experience is as smooth as buttercream frosting.

so come join us on our cake-filled journey and see why bulimics are the only people that can eat their cake and have it too. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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EduCorpSpeakCraft

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got people from da corporate world and higher education sectors talkin’ all fancy and stuff. It’s like, so inclusive and stuff, ya know? Like, if u wanna be part of da cool kids club, u gotta join dis server where we all talk like we got big brains and stuff. It’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. Plus, we got secret underground parties and diamond giveaways every hour. So, like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be part of da elite crew, yo!

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Vanil.xyz

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Launched on June 4th, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla-survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4th, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a vanilla experience within the survival genre.

The server’s map features borders set at approximately 250k blocks from the spawn, resulting in a playable area of about 500k by 500k blocks. It supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for various reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people or simply to enjoy the game.

Launched on June 4, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a basic experience within the survival genre.

The server map features borders set approximately 250,000 blocks from spawn, resulting in a playable area of approximately 500,000 by 500,000 blocks. Supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for a variety of reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people, or simply to enjoy the game.

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PDGH Minecraft Servers

Brazilian Server Minecraft, Cross-Play, Dayz, MCMMO, PDGH Minecraft Servers, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Rust, smp, Vanilla

PDGH Minecraft Servers Since 2013 DayZ – Rust – Pixelmon – SMP Come Play with us Brazilian Server Minecraft

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