Unfucked HPM

Join us and witness the epic battle of the Chicken Army vs the Creeper Coalition as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens lay siege to the Creeper Castle or will the creepers blow them all to smithereens? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Mafia, who control the black market for enchanted items and rare resources. Will you dare to challenge their authority and steal from their vaults? Or will you join forces with them and become a powerful player in the criminal underworld of Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and players can ride on the backs of ender dragons! It’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).