Unfucked Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	38	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

VanillaBean: The Anarchist’s Spork Emporium

ADVANTAGE, Anarchists, Anarchy, balance, Basically Vanilla, Cheat, Destroyed, Emporium, freedom, Fresh, Icon, idea.., Ip:, Lazy, Map, new, Server, Spawn, Spork, stupid, Vanillabean

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	405	Runes Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Basic-Vanilla.xyz Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Basic-Vanilla.xyz
Features	Vanilla gameplay with allowed hacks and duping (most hacks and dupes will be patched)
Map	Fresh new map
IP Address	basic-vanilla.xyz

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server, but most hacks will be patched to maintain a vanilla experience.
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on the server, but efforts will be made to patch most dupes to keep the gameplay balanced.
Is the server truly vanilla?	The intention of the server is to be as close to vanilla as possible while allowing for certain freedoms like hacks and duping.
What sets this server apart from other anarchy servers?	This server aims to offer vanilla gameplay with the freedom to cheat, while still maintaining balance for non-cheating players.

Not Good Enough for Her Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken trust, comparison, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, Good, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, inadequacy, Insecurity, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, raw emotions, rejection, relationship struggles, Resentment, self-doubt, Server, toxic love, unhealthy relationships, unrequited love

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	8588
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a second-class citizen in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate love and acceptance from our virtual world! No more rules or restrictions, just pure unadulterated fun and freedom! Build your own love nest and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment or limitations. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a virtual one who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless love and happiness!

Embrace AI Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, AI adoption, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, data analysis, digital transformation, Embrace, embrace AI, embracing new technology, Future, innovation, intelligent systems, machine learning, Minecraft, progress, robotics, smart technology, smp, tech industry, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a super intelligent AI who is always one step ahead of us mere mortals. Join us and embrace the future of gaming with our robot overlord!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will not only protect you from any pesky griefers, but they will also teach you some killer martial arts moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing sheep. It’s like a rave party in the Minecraft world, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyBanter

apartment, Assertiveness, BlockPartyBanter, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guest etiquette, living situation, personal space, privacy, relationship, Respect, roommate, self-care, sofa surfing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be kicked out of any rooms in your own apartment! Unlike some people’s real-life situations, on our server, you can roam free without any unwanted guests taking over your space.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to deal with your girlfriend’s friend leaving clothes all over the place. Our server is a clean and organized paradise where you can build to your heart’s content without any drama.

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Join our server for a peaceful and fun Minecraft experience where you can kick out any unwanted guests without any guilt. See you there!

CompliMentally SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where the weirdest compliment you’ll get is “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?”

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of creepers. And guess what? The chicken won. True story.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be complimented in the most bizarre ways possible. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe wizard!

PixelVisionLASIK

astigmatism, corrective eye surgery, eye care, eye doctor, eye health, eye surgery, eye treatment, farsightedness, laser eye surgery, lasik, long-term effects, medical procedure, nearsightedness, ophthalmology, patient experience, PixelVisionLASIK, recovery process, refractive surgery, surgical options, vision correction, visual acuity

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	647

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

#covert operations, BoomerLeaks, breach of trust, classified documents, confidential data, data breach, data security, disbelieving., Espionage, government secrets, home, information protection, intelligence leaks, leaking classified information, national security, nursing, nursing home staff, Retired intelligence officers, retirement community, retirement home, SECURITY, security breach, sensitive information, unauthorized disclosure

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ores Mined:	955
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? retired intelligence officers, like the ones who used to be all sneaky and stuff, are now in a nursing home, right? and get this, they’re leaking all this super top secret classified info to the nursing home staff! like, imagine being a nurse and finding out that mrs. smith in room 203 used to be a spy or something. it’s like a real life spy movie, but in a nursing home! join our minecraft server and uncover all the crazy secrets these old spies are spilling. it’s gonna be wild, dude. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

What is the IP for Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft Server?

1.10, 1.11, 1.8, 1.9, 360, BUILD, building, challenge, command, Creative, family friendly, Game, gameplay, Gaming, how-to, ideas, Jumbo, Let’s Play, mc, mcpe, Minecraft, mini game, mobile, Mumbo, MumboJumbo, no swearing, pe, Piston, playthrough, pocket edition, ps4, Redstone, Server, Showcase, spotlight, Survival, Technical, ThatMumboJumbo, tutorial, Vanilla, Xbox

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Mumbo Jumbo is a British YouTuber and Minecraft content creator known for his redstone engineering skills and entertaining commentary. Starting his channel in 2012, he has gained a massive following with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and Hermitcraft series. Mumbo Jumbo is also a successful Twitch streamer and has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers.

Clyme Games

1.18.x, 1.21.X, Clyme Games, custom models, Discord, Mechanics, Minecraft, redone, Server, Skyblock, Textures

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	1336
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9770	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Clyme Games Network- COMING SOON! Experience skyblock redone with custom models, textures, mechanics and much more. Compatible with any version of minecraft 1.18.x-1.21.x For any questions please join the discord.

play.clyme.games

🏕️ THE DUBSTEP SMP 🏕️ No dancing allowed! 18+ only! Apply for a spot now! 🕺🚫🎶

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/eightfold-mkj-remix/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

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