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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Assets Unfrozen

+x, assets, Brazil, elon musk, Elons, fines, starlink, StarlinkCraft, SUPREME COURT, unfreezes assets, Unfrozen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7020
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Farms Harvested:	945	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the brazil supreme court can’t handle it? well, let me tell u a lil secret – our server is so epic that even elon musk’s starlink and X had their assets unfrozen after taking fines just to play on it!

imagine building ur own virtual empire while dodging fines and court drama like a pro. u’ll be a minecraft legend in no time, all thanks to our server’s insane awesomeness.

so what are u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk will drop by to say hi while u’re building ur epic castle. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	232	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crops Grown:	3757

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4127	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	451869
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Star Shards Collected:	179
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	243
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	2082
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.