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CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!

90 day, aid, aid distribution, controversy, CraftyTrumps, decision, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, FREEZE, Government, international relations, military assistance, military support, policy, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine scandal, Unfrozen, united states, untouched

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!

rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!

StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Assets Unfrozen

+x, assets, Brazil, elon musk, Elons, fines, starlink, StarlinkCraft, SUPREME COURT, unfreezes assets, Unfrozen

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4497	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the brazil supreme court can’t handle it? well, let me tell u a lil secret – our server is so epic that even elon musk’s starlink and X had their assets unfrozen after taking fines just to play on it!

imagine building ur own virtual empire while dodging fines and court drama like a pro. u’ll be a minecraft legend in no time, all thanks to our server’s insane awesomeness.

so what are u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk will drop by to say hi while u’re building ur epic castle. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4044	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	2673

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dimension Hops:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Buildings Constructed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	188
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3186	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4368

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	178619	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!