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UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

awkward bedroom moments, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward sex, awkward sex encounters, awkward sex stories, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy sex, embarrassing bedroom stories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex experiences, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, funny stories, Minecraft, MOMENTS, sex fails, sex mishaps, uncomfortable sex

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!

Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

XiCraft: RevengeStopper!

China, Community safety, Crime control, crime crackdown, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, government policy, justice system, law enforcement, mass killings, political leadership, Public Safety, Public security, revenge on society crimes, RevengeStopper, social harmony, social order, societal issues, Violence prevention, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	123	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where we stop mass killings like xi in china! we all about spreading love and blocky fun, not revenge on society crimes! u can build ur own empire and rule like a boss, or team up with other players to take down evil mobs and save the day. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Slayerz SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla survival Economy server Donutsmp New players Events 24/7 Bedrock Auction house Shop AFK zone PVP zone Crates Not P2W Economy Vanilla Events Auction house Shop AFK PVP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

the slayerzsmp is a unique economy server that is a perfect mix between vanilla survival and an economy server like donutsmp! we welcome new players to the server every day and host events daily!

SlayerzSmp.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

adventurous, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, online gaming, open world, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.148:2009

Total Vanilla Anarchy 1.21

admins, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Chat spam, Community, Discord, Duping, Exploration, Gaming, HACKING, hard difficulty, Minecraft, mutes, Plugins, Resets, server ip, shortcuts, Survival, Teleport, TOTAL, Vanilla, Wasteland, world, world border

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Votes:	2061	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to Total Vanilla Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!
We have been online since December 2024 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed.
Server IP: totalvanilla.net

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:
• Build empires and survive the chaos.
• Only bans for hacking – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:
• Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
• Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:
• Explore a 500k x 500k block-wide world border.
• Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy
• Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
• Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input: Join our Discord and engage with the community.
• Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is available for technical queries.
• Launched in December 2024, always synced with the latest version (1.21.3).
• Powered by robust hardware in Montreal for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:
Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: totalvanilla.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I hack or use duplication glitches on the server?

No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on the Total Vanilla Anarchy server. Violators will be banned.

2. Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

There are no restrictions on building or gameplay on the server. You are free to build, survive, and explore as you wish.

3. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the server’s Discord community by clicking on the Discord link provided on the server or by visiting the Discord website and searching for Total Vanilla Anarchy.

4. Is the server regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version?

Yes, the server is always synced with the latest Minecraft version to provide players with the best experience possible.

5. How can I support the server?

You can support the server by voting or donating to help cover server costs and improve the player experience. Donators can also get their name colored in chat.

Indian Hate Organic 1.20.1

1.20.1, activism, Awareness, culture, discrimination, Diversity, employment, empowerment, equality, Excellence, hate, Indian, indian hate, Job, Minority, opportunity, organic, prejudice, racism, sniveling, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Victim

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Yo, bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta stop hatin’ on Indians, man. They’re killin’ it out there with their tech skills and we should be applaudin’ them, not hatin’. Plus, if you join our server, you’ll be surrounded by Indian excellence and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about how to be a boss in Minecraft. So stop snivelin’ and start playin’, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

AMA, Cassette Goon, crossover, fan-made creations, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, funkg, Funkin, Funkin Crew, general, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Resources, smp, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2202	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4238
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and Netherite! But be careful, there’s a creeper guarding it named Cassette Goon who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

2. Our server is filled with characters from Friday Night Funkin’, including Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and even Spooky Month! You never know who you’ll run into while exploring the world.

3. Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party where players must battle it out in rhythm games to win rare items and bragging rights. It’s like a rave, but with pickaxes and swords instead of glow sticks.

4. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while singing “Senpai” from Friday Night Funkin’, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with endless riches and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

CraftyDrunkCrafts

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, behavior changes, coping mechanisms, CraftyDrunkCrafts, effects of alcohol, family, Friends, lifestyle changes, mental health, MISTAKES, personal growth, physical health, Recovery, regrets, relationships, self reflection, Sobriety, social life, substance abuse, support systems

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7956	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drinks available are milk and water? Well, look no further because our server offers a wide variety of virtual alcoholic beverages to enhance your gaming experience! Join us and let’s get drunk on pixels together!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to stumble around after a few too many shots of TNTinis. And don’t even get us started on the Endermen – those guys turn into dancing machines after a few rounds of Ender Ale!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the best virtual bar in all of Minecraft. From the Nether Pub to the Overworld Lounge, you’ll never run out of places to party with your blocky buddies.

So come on down and join us for a night of pixelated debauchery – just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombie bartenders, they tend to get a little grabby after a few rounds!

SantaDownByRussianDefense

Azeri plane crash, christmas, controversial video, controversy, cultural icon, Ded Moroz, defense system, Foreign, foreign influence, holiday, Missile, Propaganda, Russian air defense, russian culture, Russian media, russian propaganda, Santa Claus, SantaDownByRussianDefense, social video, Tragedy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where santa claus gets shot down by russian air defense cuz they don’t want no foreign stuff! we got ded moroz instead, he’s like santa but russian style! build your own ded moroz statue and protect it from crazy russians shooting down flying objects. join now for a wild ride of craziness and russian propaganda! #dedmorozminecraftserver

World of Arcadia

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Arcadia, backups, brand new, Castles, Chillers, Community Focused, Conquer, Discord, Grief Protection, Join, large builds, Nomad, Playstyle, Plugins, protected, semi-roleplay, Server, Sethome, shopping district, smp, staff online 24/7, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	3887
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	685	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

World of Arcadia Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	Community-focused
Playstyle	Any playstyle welcome
Roleplay	Semi-Roleplay
Grief Protection	Yes
Features	sethome staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly

JOIN OUR DISCORD TO JOIN THE SERVER. https://discord.gg/b7HB2hFNcR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. We have grief protection in place to protect players’ builds.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create a nation, join a nation, conquer other nations, or choose to be a nomad on the server.
Are there any specific building rules on the server?	We encourage players to build castles and large builds, and these will be protected serverside via plugins and backups.
Is the server LGBTQ friendly?	Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players from all backgrounds.