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MinecraftMisfortune

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Enchantments Applied:	296	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9210
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Towns Built:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8175	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1561	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/rachit-rojha/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!