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UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7366
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, character design, Hollow, Ichigo kurosaki, illustration, japanese art, Kubo, latest art, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, Quincy, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Tite Kubo, Zanpakuto

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a masterpiece straight out of Kubo’s latest art exhibit!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas riding on flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base where all the creepers throw epic dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can build an entire castle out of dirt in just 10 seconds. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do his bidding and protect his precious diamond stash.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for the lava-filled moat surrounding our spawn point – it’s not just for decoration, trust us.

HomeSweetCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, anticipation, Arrival, back to reality, Departure, end of trip, EXCITEMENT, family, finally home, Happiness, home sweet home, homecoming, HomeSweetCraft, homeward bound, Journey, Journey’s End, long awaited, Minecraft, Nostalgia, reunion, Server, travel, vacation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Towns Built:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1920	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pet panda named Steve who will guide you through our enchanted world. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Totally doable!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the wackiness begin!

DreamyKaraoke Minecraft Server

Any Dream Will Do, applause, Asshole, Audience, Crowd, disagreement, DreamyKaraoke, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Fun, insensitive, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Karaoke, Masculinity, Minecraft, musical theater, Performance, Phantom of the Opera, rock band, Server, singing, tattoos, Wife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	6718	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where singing “Any Dream Will Do” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a karaoke night like no other, where even the most masculine-looking players can show off their vocal skills.

Picture this: you’re belting out “The Phantom of the Opera” with a random player you just met in the game, and the entire server is clapping and cheering for you. Your wife may not understand your karaoke prowess, but we sure do!

Don’t let anyone rain on your karaoke parade, come join us on the server where singing show tunes is not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a karaoke partner for life (or at least for the duration of the song)! So come on in and show off your singing skills, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a good time.

RegretCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

acceptance, blocks, Choices, do-overs, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, past decisions, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, second guessing, self reflection, wishing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Items Found:	6153
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	166	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of living a boring life full of regrets? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make unforgettable memories with our wacky community of players.

Forget about your regrets and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and slay dragons with your new virtual friends? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

MissileCraft Server: Kyiv Hospital Attack

Attack, children’s hospital, Conflict, emergency response, Healthcare, Hospital, humanitarian crisis, identified, innocent victims, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military, Missile, MissileCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6486	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian missile decided to join! ya u heard me right, dis missile was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, imma blow up sum blocks and have a blast!” and den it went and attacked a children’s hospital in kyiv, like wtf man, even missiles wanna play on dis server! so if u wanna have a blast and blow up sum blocks like a missile, den join dis server now! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyPolishWarriors

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Army, army chief, CraftyPolishWarriors, Defense, defense budget, defense strategy, full-scale conflict, Military, military capabilities, military drills, military equipment, military exercises, military readiness, military strength, military training, national defense, national security, Poland, preparedness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol imagine if Poland had to prepare for war in minecraft! like, the army chief is all like “we need to gather our diamonds and iron swords for battle!” and everyone in the server is like “yasss let’s go to warrrr!” join this epic server where you can be a warrior for Poland and fight against other countries in epic battles for control of the minecraft world! we have crazy weapons and armor, and the best part is, if you die in battle, you respawn with all your stuff so you can keep fighting! come join us for the most intense minecraft wars you’ve ever seen!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Auto, banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

The owner of the server «SURVIVING WITHOUT HUSK» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

48xw.vanillaboxmc.ru

Legitimate Vanilla, sort of chaotic but not really anarchy, Coming Soon for version 1.21 and using Fabric!

Anarchy, Authentic Vanilla Anarchy Launching Soon Survival Fabric Launch Day Thursday July PCT World Reset Java Edition Mojang PaperMC Performance Discord, chaotic, Coming, Fabric, Legitimate, semi anarchy, şort, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Day	Thursday, July 18th at 5:00PM PCT
Server Type	Authentic Vanilla – Vanilla Anarchy
Server Version	1.21
Rules	No hacked clients or unfair advantage mods No use of glitches or exploits Do not harm server’s integrity No threats to real life well-being
IP Address	185.73.243.72:25579
Discord Server	Join Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server launch date?: A: Thursday, July 18th at 5:00PM PCT, but the world will be permanent.
Q: What is Authentic Vanilla server?: A: It is a Vanilla Anarchy server where almost anything is allowed except hacking or exploits.
Q: What version is the server running?: A: The server will be running the latest version, starting with 1.21.
Q: What are the server rules?: A: No hacked clients, no exploits, no server harm, no real life threats.
Q: Can I join the server early?: A: Yes, you can join the temporary world to test server functionality.
Q: Where can I get more information?: A: Join the Discord server for more information and updates.

ModdedFolly Minecraft Server

access violation, bethesda, bug fixing, Country, Customization, error, fallout 4, Game, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, installing mods, Minecraft, ModdedFolly, modding, open world, PC Gaming, role playing, Server, spent 4 hours, technical issues, Troubleshooting, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8744	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of spending hours installing mods for Fallout 4 only to have it throw some error at you? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you will never have to deal with pesky access violations or game crashes!

Join us on our server where the only thing crashing will be your enemies as you dominate the virtual world with your epic building skills and PvP prowess. Our server is so stable, even your grandma could play without a single hiccup.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you three wishes if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area. Will you be the lucky player to uncover the truth behind our magical server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Fallout 4 mods when you have a server this epic?

GracefulDepravity Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christian cinema, Christianity, divine grace, doctrine, FAITH, films, grace, GracefulDepravity, Irresistible Grace, Minecraft, movie recommendations, predestination, Redemption, religious themes, salvation, salvation through faith, Server, Sin, sinfulness, theological concepts, theology, Total Depravity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a whole section dedicated to Total Depravity where players can unleash their inner chaos and wreak havoc on the virtual world. And if that’s not enough, we also have an Irresistible Grace feature that gives players superpowers to control the elements and bend the rules of the game to their will. Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!