AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP

accident, AccidentalOuch, awkward, awkward moments, blunder, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, EMBARRASSMENT, Foolish, funny, injury, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, Oops, Pain, Regrettable, self harm, silly, smp, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Votes:	4727
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!

And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!

So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!

Blockhead Blunders

accident, anecdote, awkward, Blockhead, blunder, Blunders, clumsy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Fail, funny, hindsight, humor, Memory, mishap, mistake, Regrettable, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7121	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crops Grown:	7898

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

Bad Luck, cursed, cursed franchise, cursed history, cursed sports franchise, cursed sports team, Doomed, Hexed, Jinxed, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports curse, sports hex, sports jinx, sports misfortune, sports superstition, sports team, sports woes, TEAM, team curse, Unfortunate, Unlucky, unlucky team

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

bad smell, death, deceased, Foul, gone, Minecraft, odor, pungent, right now, RIP, Smelly, smp, stench, STINKY, Unfortunate, Unpleasant

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	2880
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Bad Time Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bad, bad time, BEWARE, Caution, Challenging, difficult situation, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, not good, Quote, smp, south park, Struggle, Time, tough luck, tough times, Trouble, Unfortunate, Warning, warning sign., you’re gonna have a bad time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or have your house mysteriously turn into a giant block of cheese overnight.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and remember – you’re gonna have a bad time (in the best way possible)!

HorseLegsShot-OP

animal care, animal welfare, Animals, broken leg, compassion, Equine, EUTHANASIA, euthanize, health, healthy, Horse, horse health, HorseLegsShotOP, injury, Medical Treatment, Shot, Unfortunate, veterinarian, veterinary care, veterinary medicine, well-being

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.

we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.

so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!

PityPals Minecraft SMP

compassion, Compassionate, compassionate souls, Empathetic, Empathy, feeling sorry, Minecraft, pitiable, Pitiful, PITY, PityPals, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Sadness, secretly feeling sorry, smp, sorrow, sorrowful, sympathetic, Sympathy, Understanding, Unfortunate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	299	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

1.21.1, 1TB Raid 0 SSD, 32gb ram, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Canada, Cheating, Compatible, daily backups, fps, Friend, Griefing, hard difficulty, Intel I7 7700k, java, Montreal, No map resets, No Safe Spaces, no TPA, optifine, Pigman, PvP, Raiding, REJECTED, Request, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Running	1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
Clients Permitted	Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

blockquotepBooks, books, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, Fiction, Horror, Literature, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, psychological thriller, reading, sickos, SMPpblockquote, Suspenseful, Thriller, Tonester, Twisted, twisted tales, winsya

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

StepSisDramaGoneWild

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, elderly care, family conflict, family decision-making, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family harmony, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, OBLIGATION, sibling relationships, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisDramaGoneWild

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3755
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crops Grown:	5256

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4709	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

Community voice & transparency	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7242	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

argentina, Competition, decision, Disappointment, el bencho, football, LAUGH, lautardo, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Players, Potential, regret, selection, serie a, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, TEAM, Thread, top scorer

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

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