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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4812 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3061 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 141 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!