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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3949 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8030 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 187 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!