CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	3963
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Forget-Me-Not Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you’ll never look at those cluckers the same way again. Join our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie pigman boss. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with cake-making drama and sibling shenanigans! Just like the time my brother tried to make a cake but was too scared to use the oven, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. Plus, we have a strict chore rotation policy, so you’ll never have to worry about getting stuck with extra dish duty just because you helped bake a cake. Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server!

CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	690106
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up for ourselves like a boss! Just like the time when one of our players told her husband in front of his dad that she couldn’t make an early Christmas dinner. Talk about a power move!

Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9103
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

MineCraftLifeValues

balance, Contentment, experiences, family, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, Life, love, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeValues, Passion, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	464
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchantments Applied:	170
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5416
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4719	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

Anarchy Network

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Launch Date	October 11th, 2024
Location	New York City, NY, USA
Minecraft Version	1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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