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BeerMatsBanditBanned

aita, Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2533	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

ValentineVillager Minecraft SMP

DATING, HEARTBREAK, lonely, love, Minecraft, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, smp, Valentine’s Day, ValentineVillager

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a group of chickens who have formed their own political party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why are you still single on Valentine’s day when you could be finding love and adventure on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyDecadeAchieve

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CraftyDecadeAchieve, cultural shifts, Development, global impact, greatest achievement, historical moments, innovation, Milestones, opinion, progress, recent decade, Science, significant events, societal change, society, success, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5182
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, Minecraft, nato, political stance, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Starmer, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, Unity, US dismissal

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of the entire UK government?? well look no further cuz this server got starmer himself shouting from the rooftops about how much he supports ukraine joining nato. like, who needs the us when u got starmer on ur side in minecraft, amirite?? come join us for some epic battles and political drama that will make ur head spin. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special skin of starmer in a ukraine flag cape. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be part of history in the making.

PutinCraft: DroneWars

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone attack, DroneWars, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military strike, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, telephone call, trump, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	590

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no drone attacks here, just good ol’ fashioned block building fun! our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of international drama. build a house, mine for diamonds, and make friends with players from all over the world! who needs putin and trump when you have creepers and zombies to worry about? join us now and let’s create our own virtual utopia!

Pixel Snowflake Land

Caucasian, cultural identity, definition, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Global, Land, long tail tags, majority, Minority, percentage, PIXEL, Popular, Population, Race, racial makeup, snowflake, social constructs, statistics, white people, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?

and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.

so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.

BlockParty Politics

abortion rights, Attitudes, Beliefs, blockparty, conservative values, correlation, Covid-19, distrust of institutions, government mandates, INDIVIDUALS, institutional distrust, opposition, pandemic response, political conservatism, Politics, public health mandates, Religion, religious beliefs, research findings, Social Issues, study

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	148
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?

also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?

oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SqueejCraft

Arguing, Authentic gameplay, Chill, discrimination, Fighting, Freedom to Build, HACKING, Land Claims, multiplayer, PG13 swear filter, premium hardware, quick menu, rules, Semi Vanilla, Set homes, SqueejCraft, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed, x-ray

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Overview

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.

Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.

Rules

– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Q: What type of server is SqueejCraft?

A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Enchanted Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, bullying, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, Edition, Enchanted, Grove, internet forum, Jannie, Loli, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, online etiquette, online harassment, online harassment awareness., online harassment prevention, online moderation, online safety, social media, Thread, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	6809	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	6198
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of getting bullied by the jannies on other servers?

Well, come join our Minecraft server where the jannies are too busy building sandcastles to bother you!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and the creepers here are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch your friend in the face while trying to high-five them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those jannies in the dust!

AccessibleCraft Server

accessible bathroom, accessible stall, AccessibleCraft, bathroom usage, cold medication, college buildings, college campus, disability accommodations, IBS, IBS flare, indoor corridors, restroom accessibility, restroom confrontation, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom signs, Server, walker user, wheelchair accessible

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4332	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Items Found:	7247

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my IBS flair-ups? Look no further! Our server is so accessible, even people with walkers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where even bathroom stall confrontations are part of the excitement. Who needs boring old signs when you can navigate through corridors and breezeways to find the perfect spot to build your virtual empire?

Don’t worry about upsetting any bathroom-goers here – our accessible stalls are open to all, no matter what ailments you may be battling. Plus, with a staff/faculty restroom nearby, you’ll never be caught in a stinky situation again.

So come on over to our server and let your IBS-inspired creativity run wild. Just remember, when nature calls, we’ve got the perfect spot for you – no walker required!