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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Emeralds Found:	9139	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

The Secret Agent of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies do the Thriller dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

boards, causing, Edition, finland, FinnCraft, internet, oil tanker, OUTAGE, outages, power, power cable, Server, suspected

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2194
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

RostovRocketCraft

ballistic missile, conflict escalation, defense operations, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international news, military intervention, military response, military strike, missile attack, national security, propellant plant, Reports, Rostov Oblast, RostovRocketCraft, security threat, STRATCOM, strategic warfare, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	6309
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Mines Excavated:	4327
Divine Spears Created:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

acceptance, Awareness, bathroom etiquette, Community, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender neutral, hidden identities, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non-binary, public restroom, restroom, social norms, stigma, trans people, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	4490	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Towns Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1816
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	131	Ores Mined:	5575
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	169292
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyAirportClosures

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!