Unfiltered Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

brutal truths, tough love advice, honest feedback, tough love, brutally honest

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

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CraftyCritique

advice, frank advice, blunt honesty, no beating around the bush, raw truth

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Eternal Questing Wildlands 1.21.2

ETERNAL, Wildlands, Questing, 1.21.2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

First of all, no balding niggas allowed, so if you’re losing your hair, sorry, but you can’t sit with us. We only want luscious locks and flowing manes in this pixelated paradise.

Plus, our community is lit AF, like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory. You’ll meet the coolest peeps and make friendships that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe.

And the builds on this server? They’re more epic than a dragon fight in the Nether. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, you’ll be blown away by the creativity of our players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, no balding niggas allowed.

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NoKidsAllowedMC

child-free life, Niece, children, Guilt, long story

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and responsibilities in real life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the stress? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next!

Forget about real-life family issues and toxic relationships, on our server, the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers! Build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to take on epic adventures.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty for not taking in your nieces and nephews in real life, just remember that on our server, you can create a whole village of kids who will never ask you for anything except maybe some virtual cookies.

So come join us and escape the chaos of real life for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky friends to hang out with!

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ErectCraft: WetResponsibility

societal expectations, sexual responsibility, ErectCraft, Communication, sexual pleasure

Come join our epic Minecraft server where getting an erection is like finding diamonds in a cave – a total responsibility! But wait, there’s more! Getting a girl wet is also on the to-do list for guys on our server. It’s like a quest, but with more water involved. So come on, join us and fulfill your responsibilities in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it, unless you forget to bring your pickaxe. Then you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

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Island Quest 1.20.4

Grand Line, Nico Robin, Adventure, Quest, Tony Tony Chopper

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a treasure hunt for the legendary One Piece! Join us and become the ultimate pirate in the blocky seas!

Sail the pixelated oceans, fight epic battles against creepers and zombies, and search for hidden treasures that will make you the richest player in the server!

With custom-made islands, unique quests, and crazy mini-games, you’ll never get bored on this server! Plus, our community is as wild and wacky as the characters in One Piece – you’ll fit right in, no matter how weird you are!

So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure, join our server, and become the king of the pirates (or at least the king of the blocky world)!

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NoKidZoneCraft

care, sharing bed, refusing, Cultural differences, child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to share a bed with a random child who can’t even speak properly? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like the OP’s mom, we encourage cozy slumber parties with kids who make up their own language. Who needs basic manners when you can have a sleepover with a child who thinks “palapalapaapapala pan” is a legit sentence?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the worst mom ever encourages her child to crash in your bed. Forget about school and education, just hand them a phone and let them watch videos in languages they don’t even understand. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs CPS or the police when you can have a blast in our small town Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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PixelCrack: Quitting Mine, Crafted Life

addiction counseling, addiction rehabilitation, Quitting, overcoming addiction, addiction recovery strategies

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is like a magical rehab center for Minecraft addicts. We have therapists on standby ready to help you beat your addiction to boring gameplay. With our insane challenges and mind-blowing builds, you’ll be too busy having fun to even think about going back to those basic servers.

Join us now and let us help you beat your addiction to boring Minecraft servers. Trust us, once you experience the craziness of our server, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to recovery!

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CraftyUkraineEU

military aid, Geopolitical, Diplomacy, SECURITY, Arming

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO chief as our spokesperson yo. he be all like “arm ukraine, get that european funding, yeehaw!” come join us for some crazy adventures and political drama in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now before the NATO chief changes his mind and starts playing fortnite instead.

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Eco Clash Craft

environmental conservation, environmental movement, environmental sustainability, environmental challenges, environmental policies

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we fight against evil environmental policies by building giant pixel art of trees and recycling bins! we got a secret underground base where we plot our next move against the evil polluters, join us and be part of the resistance! we even have a secret handshake that involves punching trees and planting flowers, it’s lit fam! don’t be a noob, join us and save the virtual world from virtual pollution! let’s show those evil economic interests who’s boss in this blocky world!

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