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alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	7286
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	4080	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4195
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1500	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

alpine-craft.us.to:25568

Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Items Found:	1322
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crops Grown:	3214	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	5847

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!