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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3253 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 460 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
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Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!