unfertilized Minecraft Servers

unfertilized Minecraft Servers

  • BimboCraft – Friends Edition

    BimboCraft – Friends Edition
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3253
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 460
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 463
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

    We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

    Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JobDifficultyMC SMP

    JobDifficultyMC SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4720
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 136
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Emeralds Found: 4547
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftingChronicles

    CraftingChronicles
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5804
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyTribute Hallelujah

    BlockyTribute Hallelujah
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4981
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

    We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

    Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6250
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 318 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

    Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 6607
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Magic Items Found: 5012
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7807 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information
    Server IP: play.potatosmp.org
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    Features
    Singapore Hosting
    Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
    Java Version Support 1.20+
    Simple Voice Chat
    Combat Log
    Anticheat
    TPA / Home
    SPVP Zone
    CPVP Zone
    Community-Focused
    No P2W
    Server Settings
    Difficulty: Hard
    Nether Roof: Enabled
    Bed Explosion: Disabled
    World Borders
    Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
    Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
    End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

    Join our Discord for more info here

    FAQs

    How many active players are on the server?

    There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

    What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

    The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

    Are there any special features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

    What are the server’s world border sizes?

    The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

    Is PvP enabled on the server?

    Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

    Is the server pay-to-win?

    No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

    Killer Anthology Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 746
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 76 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1234
    Animals Bred: 150 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

    Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5461
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ores Mined: 6816
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SonWarsCraft

    SonWarsCraft
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4257
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Animals Bred: 130 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1548 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

    BeachVsMountainsMC SMP
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 4753
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Gods Slained: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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