unfeasible job – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoobBuilderPro

career aspiration, desired profession, dream career, dream job, fantasy job, ideal job, impractical job, LIMITATIONS, NoobBuilderPro, Passion, SELF AWARENESS, unachievable dream, unattainable ambition, unattainable dream, unattainable goal, unattainable occupation, unattainable vocation, unfeasible job, unrealistic job, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams and craziest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler in our virtual farm simulator. Can you handle the pressure of herding chickens and keeping them in line? Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Or how about trying your hand at being a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths of our custom-made volcano and see if you can make it out alive. Spoiler alert: you probably won’t, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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ZionBlastCraft

anti-semitism, community guidelines, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, inclusion, Israelis, Jews, Meta, Moderation, online behavior, online safety, Posts, REMOVE, Reporting, Respect, social media, Targeting, tolerance, ZionBlastCraft, Zionists

join our epic minecraft server where we BANISH all the haters targetting zionists but accidentally hitting jews and israelis! we got rid of all that negativity and now it’s just pure FUN and CHAOS in our server! come build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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PlugPullProbs: 99% Battery Lie

Accuracy, batteries, Battery, Behavior, charging, Consumer, Deception, devices, electronics, false advertising, Honesty, lie, Manipulation, Marketing, percentages, Performance, PlugPullProbs, power, reactivated, Reliability, Sales, Technology, Trust

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.

we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.

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PandemicCraft: Trust & Updates

Accountability, american people, Colorado School of Public Health, critical questions, data systems, Focus, Job, MAINTAIN, new, pandemic aftermath, PandemicCraft, politicization, public health system, Report, Trust, U.S, Updates, Updating

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, after the pandemic, the U.S. health system is like, whoa, so messed up, ya know? We gotta focus on like, accountability and stuff, and like, update our data systems, man. The Colorado School of Public Health says so, bro.

So like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about holding peeps accountable and not getting all political and stuff, then you gotta join us. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fighting for truth and justice and all that good stuff.

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, seriously, our PvP arena is like something out of a movie. And don’t even get me started on our survival world – it’s like a whole new world, man.

So come on, join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show the world that Minecraft can be more than just a game – it can be a force for good.

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BigVanillaMC.com Survival Server

ADMIN, bigvanillamc, brand new, Builders, Cheaters, city, Claims, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, July 1st, legitimate earned, long term, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Redstone, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Come play with a group of experienced minecrafters on a mostly Vanilla server set to hard difficulty. We use Grief Prevention for claims, but other than that it’s pure vanilla.

This is a brand new server, just started on July 1st. Join early so you can grab land close to spawn and be a part of building out the first big minecraft city in the server. There are only a handful of players right now and most are at the “living in a hole in the ground” stage of the game.

We have redstone gurus, mega builders, and PvP ninjas.

Long-term server. Reliable and attentive admin. Cheaters are banned. Everything you see in the server was earned legitimately.

BigVanillaMC.com

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Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions battle over pixelated dirt and pretend to be kings and queens

alcohol, Balanced, bar, battle, city, Community, Dirt, Empire, Factions, fair, freedom, Hardrada, History, Interventions, Kings, merchant, pixelated, player-run, Plugins, Politics, PRETEND, QUEENS, rules, Server, Staff, Suggestions, Unbiased, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

Hardrada Worldbuilding Server Overview

Description
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!
We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server.
Notable plugins: Towny, Dynmap, Brewery

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any admin intervention on the server?	We promise minimal admin intervention to allow players to have almost total control over the worldbuilding process.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have balanced and fair rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Can players make suggestions for the server?	We are open to suggestions from the community to improve the gameplay experience.
What notable plugins are used on the server?	Some of the notable plugins include Towny, Dynmap, and Brewery.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

SoulfulAnimeMC Server

animated, Anime, bullshit, Characters, comedy, creativity, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, FANTASY, genre, japanese, Music, originality, quirky, series, Server, Soulful, SoulfulAnimeMC, storytelling, television, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from soulful and unique to straight-up anime bullshit!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a rainbow unicorn while battling evil pandas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that can shoot fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that can lay golden eggs. Join forces with the Chicken King and become the ruler of the poultry world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

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CopyCraft Minecraft Server

Angel-like creature, California, Copycraft, face persona, French, gimmick, gunther, heel, jobbers, mimic, Minecraft, opponent, Server, Sting, stone cold, undertaker, white paint, wrestling, wrestling concept, wrestling gimmick, wrestling match, wrestling persona, wrestling strategy

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our gimmick here is the one and only MIMIC, a wrestler who takes on the persona of his opponents in the ring. Picture this: facing off against the Undertaker? MIMIC becomes an Angel-like creature. Going up against Gunther? He transforms into a Frenchman. And don’t even get us started on his match against Stone Cold – MIMIC becomes a leftist from California! But here’s the kicker – if MIMIC wins, his opponent has to take on his heel/face persona. It’s a wild ride of unpredictable matches and hilarious transformations. So why join our server? Because where else can you see a wrestler become a completely different character every match and watch the chaos unfold? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft wrestling experience of your life!

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WeddingCraft vs. FuneralCraft Minecraft Server

aunt, celebration, compromise, cousins, estranged, family, father in-law, Funeral, FuneralCraft, hypothetical, irish, milestone, Minecraft, prioritising, relationship, second hand, Server, sister, Wedding, WeddingCraft, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected obligations!

Picture this: You’re at your sister’s wedding, having the time of your life, when suddenly your wife drops the bomb that her estranged aunt is on her deathbed. And guess what? She expects the whole family, including the kids, to drop everything and attend the funeral the next day. Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Find out if you’re the a-hole for wanting to stay at the wedding and party the night away instead of mourning a relative you barely know. Will family ties be stronger than party vibes? Join our server to find out!

Experience the ultimate test of family loyalty and wedding drama on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics!

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CraftyCureNotSpirits

advice, Alternative Medicine, belief systems, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, CraftyCureNotSpirits, Cultural differences, dyslexia, education, family conflict, healing practices, learning disabilities, Medical advice, parenting, personal beliefs, relationships, Respect, Spiritual beliefs, spirituality, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of spiritual healing to cure all your in-game ailments! Join us and experience the magic as your blocks rearrange themselves in perfect formations, thanks to our mystical mods.

Just like Vinnie, who was once plagued by the dreaded dyslexia curse in Minecraft, but was miraculously healed by our resident healer. Now he’s top of his class in building and redstone engineering!

Don’t be like the doubting sibling who questioned the power of spiritual healing in Minecraft. Embrace the madness and join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible, even curing your blocks of their pixelated dyslexia.

So come on, join our server and let the power of spirituality guide you to victory! Who needs doctors when you have magical potions and enchanted pickaxes? Let’s build a world where anything is possible, one block at a time.

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BlockBonerz

arousal, attraction, BlockBonerz, captivation, chemistry, Connection, desire, EXCITEMENT, flirtation, Heat, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, magnetism, Passion, seduction, Sensuality, Spark, stimulation, temptation, turn on

Are you ready to have your Minecraft world turned upside down and inside out? Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and loves to host impromptu fashion shows in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon strut its stuff in a diamond-studded cape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the Creepers. Will you join their cause or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive pink sheep that roams the plains?

And let’s not forget about our resident witch who brews potions that will make you fly higher than a Ghast on a sugar rush. Just be sure to watch out for her mischievous cat familiar who has a penchant for stealing enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back.

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