New Minecraft Servers 2025

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unfair expectations Minecraft Servers

  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7880
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

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  • CampusFail Minecraft Server

    CampusFail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6506
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 27 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6436
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Magic Items Found: 1790
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Runes Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where teamwork actually means something? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of working together to build epic structures and conquer challenging quests.

    Imagine this: you and your partner are tasked with building the ultimate castle. You spend countless hours mining for resources, crafting the perfect materials, and strategizing your design. But suddenly, your partner disappears, leaving you to do all the work. Sound familiar?

    Well, on our server, we value true teamwork and collaboration. No more lazy partners who just sit back and watch while you do all the heavy lifting. Join us and experience the satisfaction of working together towards a common goal.

    And hey, if your partner does happen to slack off, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to deal with them – like sending them on a quest to retrieve a rare item, or challenging them to a duel in the arena. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your building skills, teamwork, and determination. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (who actually pull their weight)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1926
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7247
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9786
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4693 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3529
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Enchantments Applied: 281
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Votes: 5762
    Star Shards Collected: 273 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 232
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Villages Defended: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9711
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1540
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4274 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

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    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9913
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8328 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Zombie Dances: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 8091
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 560 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8665
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6767
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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