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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3429 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player, let’s call him Steve, managed to tame a whole army of wolves and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our admin once turned an entire village into a giant rollercoaster just for the fun of it. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, with a ghast playing DJ!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fake penalty)!