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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1290 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
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