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RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Votes:	7918
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6479	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2831
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	693	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

changing societal norms, commitment issues, cultural shifts, dating culture, empowerment, feminist movement, gender equality, INDEPENDENCE, Long-term partnerships., Marriage, marriage expectations, marriage trends, Minecraft, modern relationships, Nah, personal choice, relationship dynamics, sexual autonomy, sexual revolution, smp, social change, traditional values, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Potions Brewed:	96
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	3468
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

bedtime snack, best midnight snack, comfort food, delicious snacks, easy snacks, food cravings, healthy snacks, hunger pangs, late night munchies, late-night snack, midnight, midnight snack, Munchies, quick snacks, satisfying cravings, satisfying snacks, snack ideas, snack options, snack recipes, snack time, SnackTimeSMP, tasty treats

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3464	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
New Chunks Explored:	47944	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Business, cannot be sold, Decision making, Development, distant relative, family, Inheritance, Legacy, LOGISTICS, Management, Mysterious, opportunity, Property, real estate, Space, Storage, Use, WackyWarehouseMC, warehouse, Will

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

TibetanDamProtestsLOL

Arrests, authoritarian regime, BEATINGS, China, Chinese dam, civil disobedience, environmental impact, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, hydroelectric project, international attention, minority rights, political activism, political repression, protest movement, rare, social injustice, Tibet, Tibetan protests, TibetanDamProtestsLOL

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	182
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the chinese dam is actually a giant block of tofu and the rare tibetan protests are just villagers complaining about not having enough carrots to trade with! we promise lots of beatings and arrests…of creepers and skeletons, that is! come build your own tofu dam and start a riot of fun on our server today!