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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1932 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7855 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 4942 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 30734 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).