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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6574 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Votes: | 7691 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!