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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4039 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.