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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9347 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.