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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7011 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 178 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1404 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.
