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CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

covers, CraftyCraze, LamyArt, Minecraft, MomosuzuNene, NePoLaBo, OmaruPolka, Originals, PolDen, Server, ShishiroBotan, T4U, YukihanaLamy, アート, ししらーと, チャンネル, ツイッター, ねねアルバム, 尾丸ポルカ, 桃鈴ねね, 獅白ぼたん, 絵まる, 雪花ラミィ

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with more shenanigans than a pack of baby zombies on a rampage!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

adolescent behavior, cody, Cool, CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, jerking off, locker room talk, male bonding, male sexuality, Masturbation, peer pressure, personal habits, privacy, private moments, self pleasure, sexual exploration, social norms, speculation, taboo subjects, teenage boys, teenage curiosity, young adults

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

ExBroGFHaterCraft

baby on the way, BETRAYAL, brother, deadbeat, ex girlfriend, ExBroGFHaterCraft, family conflict, family drama, feelings for a friend, Homeless, mother’s disapproval, moving in together, past relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sleeping together, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	670627
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a love triangle gone wrong, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from secret alliances to shocking betrayals. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a scandalous scandal like the one described above!

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space for all players, even if things get a little crazy. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top. And hey, at least no one’s having a baby that’s not theirs…or are they? Join now and find out!

StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP

20s, Assertiveness, bullying, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, empowerment, mental health, Mental well-being, peer pressure, personal boundaries, resilience, self defense, self esteem, self-advocacy, self-care, self-confidence, Social Skills, stop bullying, StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Emeralds Found:	5874
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Tired of getting griefed on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only griefing allowed is when you prank your friends with exploding chickens! We’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Say goodbye to bullies and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the community feast! Join now and become the ultimate prankster of the server!

BreakupCraft: Free to Mine

Breakup, BreakupCraft, emotional wellness, empowerment, free, freedom, healing, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, Liberation, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

So you know when you break up with someone and you just want to let loose and have some fun? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft! Our server is the perfect place to let out all that post-breakup energy in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible.

Join us and blow up your ex’s house with TNT, build a giant statue of yourself flipping them off, or create a rollercoaster that leads straight to a pit of lava (symbolizing your burning love for them, of course). The possibilities are endless!

Plus, our community is full of fellow heartbroken players who totally get what you’re going through. We have support groups for those who need to vent, group therapy sessions where we share our craziest breakup stories, and even a virtual bar where you can drown your sorrows with pixelated drinks.

So come on over to our server and let’s turn that breakup frown upside down! Who needs love when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Telecraft: UK vs Russia Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, covert support, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Euromaidan Press, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, Intelligence Operations, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, russia, security measures, Server, Storm Shadow, strikes, Telecraft, The Telegraph, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! You get teleported to a whole new world where the UK is secretly backing Ukraine in some epic war against Russia. Like, what even is happening, dude?

Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life! Fight alongside Ukrainian soldiers as they launch Storm Shadow strikes on Russian targets. Build alliances, gather resources, and unleash chaos on the battlefield. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more than just building and surviving, come join us for a wild ride. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness? See you there, warrior!

CraftyJetCEO’sJailbreak

arms trade, arrest, CEO, Communication, CraftyJetCEOsJailbreak, Deal, Defense, diplomatic tensions, fighter jets, France, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, SECURITY, suspension, Technology, Telegram, uae

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Enchantments Applied:	207
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the UAE is suspending deals and stuff over some dude getting arrested. like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

like, imagine building your own fighter jets and, like, flying them around the server. you can be the hero who saves the day and stops all the drama. or you can be the villain who causes even more chaos. the choice is yours, man.

plus, we have, like, exclusive deals with France for all your fighter jet needs. you can be the coolest kid on the block with your own personal jet. who needs horses when you can fly, amirite?

so, like, come join the server and be a part of the craziest drama-filled adventure ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TurkeyHeelBloodCityJudge

child welfare, city, controversy, court decision, cultural beliefs, cultural practices, Ethics, Healthcare, heel blood, judge, legal ruling, Legal System, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, modern practices, newborn baby, parenting, tradition, turkey, TurkeyHeelBloodCityJudge, Unnecessary

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3593	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we collect heel blood from newborn babies for fun! The city judge said it was unnecessary, but who cares about rules when you can join us in this wild adventure! Build your own baby heel blood collection center and show off your twisted creativity to the world! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy community where anything goes! Join now and let the madness begin!

AlanCraft Server

#announcement, Action-Adventure, Alan Wake franchise, alan wake ii, AlanCraft, Atmospheric, gameplay, Gaming, Horror, Mystery, PC, Psychological, Release, remedy entertainment, Sequel, Server, Story-Driven, Supernatural, Thriller, Trailer, video game, Xbox

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Animals Bred:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where Herobrine throws epic dance parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots and magic pickaxes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, better, Coaching, comparison, Competition, critique, Development, Disappointment, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, player, progress, regression, Santos, SantosSlayin, Skills, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Training, What Happened

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	991
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks! We’ve got a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a few sticks of dynamite. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – last week, someone defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can become the next Minecraft legend!