unexpected visitors Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnexpectedGuestsMC

answering the door, cautious behavior, door etiquette, doorbell etiquette, home alone, Home Invasion, home privacy, home safety, home security, household safety, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, safety precautions, social norms, stranger danger, unexpected company, unexpected guests, unexpected interruptions, unexpected visitors, UnexpectedGuestsMC, uninvited guests

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of answering the door only to find out it’s just the pizza delivery guy again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unexpected guests knocking on your virtual door! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground lairs, diamond-studded unicorns, and a never-ending supply of virtual pizza (toppings include creeper chunks and zombie brains). So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unexpected guests forever!

WindowPokeRageCraft

Boundaries, creepy behavior, home intrusion, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate social interaction, nap time interruption, neighborhood etiquette, passive aggressive, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy violation, social awkwardness, social norms, stranger danger, stranger interaction, unexpected encounters, unexpected visitors, unwarranted intrusion, unwelcome guests, window peeping, WindowPokeRageCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of creepy middle-aged women peeping through your window while you nap on the sofa? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where strangers think it’s okay to invade your personal space.

On our server, you can build a fortress with impenetrable walls to keep out any unwanted visitors, like that nosy neighbor who just won’t take a hint. You can even create a virtual version of yourself to yell at them for being creepy – without actually having to confront them in real life!

So come join us on our server, where the only peeping toms you’ll encounter are the cute little animals wandering around in the pixelated forests. Say goodbye to real-life creepiness and hello to a world where you’re in control!

NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

awkward, beach etiquette, body positivity, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSING, fear of exposure, judgmental people, legal issues, Minecraft, nude beach, NudeBeachDisaster, privacy concerns, public nudity, sand in sensitive areas, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, sunburn, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected visitors, wardrobe malfunction, worst situation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	4903
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

Unannounced Invaders SMP

drop-ins, impromptu visits, Invaders, Manners, people, smp, social etiquette, social norms, surprise appearances, surprise visits, Unannounced, unannounced visits, unexpected arrivals, unexpected company, unexpected drop-ins, unexpected encounters, unexpected guests, unexpected pop-ins, unexpected visitors, uninvited guests, uninvited visitors

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7565	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crops Grown:	8606
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually have the audacity to show up unannounced? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage unexpected visits! In fact, we have a whole event dedicated to crashing other players’ bases and stealing their diamonds. It’s called “Surprise Attack Sunday” and it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just show up unannounced and start busting out your best moves! Trust us, it’s a real hoot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just make sure to leave your manners at the door – we don’t have time for that kind of nonsense here.

BBQGate: No +1s Without Permission

bbq, BBQGate, Boundaries, Communication, friendship, friendship boundaries, Hosting, hosting etiquette, hosting friends, ignoring calls, impromptu gatherings, last minute plans, Permission, personal space, setting boundaries, social etiquette, socializing, unexpected guests, unexpected invitations, unexpected visitors, uninvited guests

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from friends who invite themselves over for impromptu BBQ parties? Look no further, because on our server, the only unexpected guests you’ll have to deal with are creepers trying to blow up your house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who needs a friend who can’t take a hint when you can have a whole community of gamers who respect your personal space (and your address)?

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with virtual zombies is way more fun than dealing with unwanted guests showing up at your doorstep uninvited!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moments, awkward situations, Caught in the act, caught off guard, comical situations, Creepercraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing encounters, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny, funny incidents, funny mishaps, funny stories, Minecraft, privacy invasion, Server, surprise interruptions, unexpected, unexpected encounters, unexpected moments, unexpected visitors

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	134
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Have you ever been caught building a giant statue of a chicken in your backyard? Or maybe someone stumbled upon you trying to ride a pig around town like a noble steed? Well, if you’re looking for a place where your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true, then you need to join our server!

Our server is a magical place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Go for it! Feel like turning the ocean into a giant bowl of jello? Why not!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking sheep who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for woolly domination, or will you stand against them and defend the realm?

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll walk in on next!

VacayCraft: Friends Squatting!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, feeling disrespected, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Frustration, joint rental, lack of consideration, lack of support, sharing space, squatting, unexpected guests, unexpected sleep arrangements, unexpected visitors, unwelcome guests, Upset, vacation drama, vacation rental, vacation ruined, VacayCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	941
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with unexpected guests crashing your vacation rental? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your friends inviting their friends over without your permission again. We promise that no one will sneak into your virtual bedroom while you’re trying to mine diamonds in peace. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for uninvited guests, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted drama. Join now and say goodbye to vacation rental woes – because in our world, the only surprise guests are the ones you invite to your epic block party!

CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Potions Brewed:	198
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

KillFameCraft

Assassination, Celebrity, danger, Fame, fame consequences, fame dangers, fame downsides, fame drawbacks, fame hazards, fame risks, high-profile, KillFameCraft, murder plot, PARANOIA, Protection, public figure, SECURITY, Stardom, Target, threat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Yonderland

8-year old map, Anarchy, Discord, Exploration, Incendium, Loot, megastructures, Nullscape, Quality-of-life plugins, semi anarchy, Survival, uncharted chunks, Unique Map, Vanilla, Viaversion, William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld, world generation mods

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yonderland is a semi-anarchy survival server with a unique 8-year old map. The world evolved using several different world generation mods and is an experiment in combining anarchy play with a world full of huge megastructures and other surprises dotting the landscape.

With so much to see, Yonderland is a great map for exploration. Loot a giant megabuild, or move into it. As always, uncharted chunks await you (currently using William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld for the overworld + Incendium for the Nether and Nullscape for the End dimension).

Other than the terrain and a few minor quality-of-life plugins, the server is basically vanilla – no Server Essentials or economy mods and it will probably stay that way. Version is currently 1.20.2 but the Viaversion plugin is installed so you can play on any version.

Check the discord for more info.

yonderland.dedimc.io

The Mangled Tangles: Where you can roleplay your way through chaos and epic fails! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventures, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Brewing, Chaos, Consumables, Cook, Development, Epic, Equipment, facsimiles, Fails, Fish, jumping puzzles, magical effects, mangled, Paper, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Suggestions, symbols, Tangles, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

The Tangles Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The Tangles is a new Minecraft server offering a unique RPG experience. Battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, navigate factions, and strive to become as strong as possible. Choose from various roles like Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook. Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden treasures to enhance your adventures.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server live?	Yes, the server is currently active.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Discord for the server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, suggestions, questions, and to connect with other players.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is tangles.mcserver.us.

CraftyCover Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, comics, cover art, CraftyCover, creativity, design, disconnected title page, favorite title pages, graphic novels, illustration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga chapters, manga covers, manga design, manga illustrations, Minecraft, Server, Story, storytelling, Title pages, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mines Excavated:	2330
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just throw you into the game without any pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server starts each gameplay session with a dramatic title page that will leave you on the edge of your seat, wondering what crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for manga and insists on starting every battle with a dramatic title page reveal. Trust us, you’ve never seen a boss fight quite like this before.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of title page drama. See you in the game!

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Towns Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

Argument, aunt, birthday buddies, birthday celebration, Blessing, brunch, Communication, cookout, emotional crutch, exclusion, family, Friends, GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, Girlfriend, grown man, IMPORTANCE, Plans, reschedule, Tension, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1538	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	82	Towns Built:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!

BotCraft: Mild Simulated Fun

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, BotCraft, Bots, Chatbots, computer simulation, Cybernetics, digital communication, Digital World, Fun, future technology, human-machine interaction, internet, machine learning, Mild, online interactions, Simulated, simulation, social media, tech advancements, Technology, virtual interactions, virtual reality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where the bots are actually real players in disguise! u never know who u r talking to, it could be a sneaky bot trying to steal ur diamonds or a pro player pretending to be a noob. it’s like living in a mild simulation where nothing is as it seems. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate mind game!