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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Join us for the wildest ride of your virtual life as you navigate through our enchanted forests filled with talking animals, build your dream castle on clouds made of cotton candy, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken as your weapon.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to dubstep music. Will you be the one to uncover this mystical realm and become the ultimate ruler of all things absurd?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you feel about dancing creepers).