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CraftyAdviceMC Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that players have reported finding diamond blocks in the shape of a dancing llama, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

But the best part? The most ridiculous advice actually works here! Want to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots? Go for it! Want to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and lava? It’s totally possible!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	660
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Items Found:	5049	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	134
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2173	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	863372	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

blocky, Checkin, general, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel Booru, Hazbin Hotel Creator’s YouTube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Cytube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Episode Playlist, Hazbin Hotel Fics, Hazbin Hotel Full Episodes, Hazbin Hotel Official Website, hazbin hotel pilot, Hazbin Hotel Previous Threads, Hazbin Hotel Website, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Episode Playlist, Helluva Boss Full Episodes, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Boss Website, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, Minecraft, Psyanon Fanfic Recordings, smp, Team Rocket Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	5811
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!