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  • TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, intrepid block-breakers and pixel-punchers, to a Minecraft realm that’s so wild, even Steve won’t believe it! You might be asking yourself, “What’s a completely non-sexual thing that somehow feels sexual?” Well, buckle up your diamond armor because you’re about to dive into a world where even the most innocent of pastimes take a totally unexpected turn!

    Picture this: you’re mining deep underground, steam rising from the cavern walls—it’s intoxicating! Suddenly, you stumble upon a cavernous obsidian and lava pool that makes your heart race (no, not the kind of heart you find in a chest). Your goal? Crazy rare ores! But every time you swing that mighty pickaxe, all you can hear is the echo of “Oh, yeah, baby!” from the depths as your diamonds blissfully pop out. Who knew mining could make you feel like you just stumbled into a cosmic love affair?

    Feeling a little peckish? Join our famous “Poke Your Pig” contest! Tail-wagging pigs will be lining up for the chance to be your ride, but be careful; don’t take it too far, or you might just end up with a pig that gives you those kinds of looks! Caution: there are rumors of enchanted carrots that promise to make you irresistible to our fabulous four-legged friends. Can you handle that level of attention?

    And don’t get us started on our infamous “Water Slide of Doom”! This hydraulic wonder makes you feel more free than a butterfly trapped in a net. Jump down and experience all the twists and turns that gurgle like a flirtatious creek. It’s not just a water slide; it’s a euphoric rush that will have you yelling for joy as you plunge into the refreshing depths—definitely more thrilling than a simple splash!

    Prepare for our Yes-Yes-Yo-Yo Dance-Off every Friday! Watch as Minecraft mobs breakdance on your cobblestone roof while you attempt to dance your way to victory. Who knew skeletons could twerk or that creepers could moonwalk?! Keep your carefully crafted armor on, because no one leaves this party unscathed… or without an explosive good time!

    And as if that wasn’t enticing enough, every building project here feels like a personal invitation to architectual seduction—there’s nothing quite like crafting a sleek modern house only to find you’ve accidentally attracted an army of eager villagers who “want to move in.” It feels a little like being in a romance novel; everyone wants what you’ve got!

    So join us! We promise a hilarious blend of adventure, chaos, and unsuspected sensations that’ll leave you breathless—definitely not that kind of breathless, but who knows what might happen when the sun sets and the mobs come out to play? Grab your blocks, bring your crazy stories, and prepare to dive into a Minecraft world like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BLminigame Minecraft

    BLminigame Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Some people report that Hypixel Sucks, We know that. So we had created a advanced Minigame server than Hypixel. What we have: 1. Staffs 2. Bedwars 3. More Fun Minigames included! So what are you waiting for? just go to our server then have fun!

    BLminigame.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blind dusk

    Blind dusk

    New Minecraft Servers

    Brand New RLCraft Server which has Crates / griefprevention / ect ect ect.

    we are looking to build a friendly community to play with consistently.we are also going to be needing a Managment team.

    162.33.31.74

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MCBlock

    MCBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for an awesome Minecraft server that you WILL enjoy? Well, here it is! MCBlock is a refreshing survival AND skyblock experience packed with some of the latest and greatest gameplay improving plugins. Some of them include: > mcMMO > Land Claiming > Vote Parties > Beautiful Builds > 1.7 – 1.16 Version Support > Custom Bosses > Auctions > Custom plugins We have a 30,000 x 30,000 MAIN WORLD BORDER! A custom Mars world, and more!

    play.mcblock.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MadMochi

    MadMochi

    New Minecraft Servers

    MadMochi is a Semi-Vanilla server that strives to deliver an authentic survival experience which minimizes common server hiccups such as latency, bugs and malicious hackers or griefers.

    Our Goal is to preserve any and every players’ builds by adhering to no map resets. We take special care to religiously backup data daily. At MadMochi, we ensure that every committed player leaves a lasting legacy.

    – 35+ Custom Vanilla-like Enchantments – – No Map Resets – – Land Protection (5000 blocks) – – Voting Rewards – – Excellent no lag environment – – Much more to come! –

    MadMochi is mostly an environment suited for an older audience (18+ Community). Please be aware that upon joining the server, you will likely witness vulgar language as well as content not suited for children. This is because the system only filters spam.

    You have been warned.

    madmochi.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP