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  • TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, intrepid block-breakers and pixel-punchers, to a Minecraft realm that’s so wild, even Steve won’t believe it! You might be asking yourself, “What’s a completely non-sexual thing that somehow feels sexual?” Well, buckle up your diamond armor because you’re about to dive into a world where even the most innocent of pastimes take a totally unexpected turn!

    Picture this: you’re mining deep underground, steam rising from the cavern walls—it’s intoxicating! Suddenly, you stumble upon a cavernous obsidian and lava pool that makes your heart race (no, not the kind of heart you find in a chest). Your goal? Crazy rare ores! But every time you swing that mighty pickaxe, all you can hear is the echo of “Oh, yeah, baby!” from the depths as your diamonds blissfully pop out. Who knew mining could make you feel like you just stumbled into a cosmic love affair?

    Feeling a little peckish? Join our famous “Poke Your Pig” contest! Tail-wagging pigs will be lining up for the chance to be your ride, but be careful; don’t take it too far, or you might just end up with a pig that gives you those kinds of looks! Caution: there are rumors of enchanted carrots that promise to make you irresistible to our fabulous four-legged friends. Can you handle that level of attention?

    And don’t get us started on our infamous “Water Slide of Doom”! This hydraulic wonder makes you feel more free than a butterfly trapped in a net. Jump down and experience all the twists and turns that gurgle like a flirtatious creek. It’s not just a water slide; it’s a euphoric rush that will have you yelling for joy as you plunge into the refreshing depths—definitely more thrilling than a simple splash!

    Prepare for our Yes-Yes-Yo-Yo Dance-Off every Friday! Watch as Minecraft mobs breakdance on your cobblestone roof while you attempt to dance your way to victory. Who knew skeletons could twerk or that creepers could moonwalk?! Keep your carefully crafted armor on, because no one leaves this party unscathed… or without an explosive good time!

    And as if that wasn’t enticing enough, every building project here feels like a personal invitation to architectual seduction—there’s nothing quite like crafting a sleek modern house only to find you’ve accidentally attracted an army of eager villagers who “want to move in.” It feels a little like being in a romance novel; everyone wants what you’ve got!

    So join us! We promise a hilarious blend of adventure, chaos, and unsuspected sensations that’ll leave you breathless—definitely not that kind of breathless, but who knows what might happen when the sun sets and the mobs come out to play? Grab your blocks, bring your crazy stories, and prepare to dive into a Minecraft world like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrazyWorld

    CrazyWorld

    New Minecraft Servers

    Working on this server more than welcome to join! Feel free to give insight and if you want to help im welcoming you in!

    192.99.215.115:25578

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cow Grassland

    Cow Grassland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Niuniu’s grassland! We are a server that provides a variety of exciting and interesting Minecraft mini-games, including TNTRun, Parkour, SMP, Hide and Seek, Sky Island Survival, Bed War, etc. Our servers are committed to providing a high-quality gaming environment and social platform where players can easily make friends, interact with other players and explore the game world together. Thank you for choosing Niuniu’s Grassland, and we look forward to your joining and experiencing the fun of the game together!

    cowgl.gq

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlackSMP001

    BlackSMP001

    New Minecraft Servers

    Start your own clan, your own civilisation and grow and thrive! Make friends and allies, build and support each other!

    Or, wage war! Conquer and rule the world, start another world war and wreak havoc on the server! Become the governor of the world and watch over your slaves – or die trying.

    The fate of the world is in your hands so decide wisely!

    This clan / tribunal based server will suit all your needs whether you enioy war, building, destruction or wreaking havoc.

    BlackSMP001.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SageDomeMC

    SageDomeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    The survivaliest survival you could ever survival on. We have crates, keys, vouchers, high tier items and a new map for you to explore with your friends! SageDomeMC is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience. Looking for staff.

    Sagedome.mc-dns.com:25575

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 0nly3yasy

    0nly3yasy

    New Minecraft Servers

    8 z3wo8ztw83otz8tz23

    185.207.164.1:31018

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Afterdark

    The Afterdark

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey! This is a modded server using Better Minecraft 3! Everyone is welcome to join and we hope you have fun!

    -1.19.2 -Claim Chunks -SetHome -Discord2Minecraft chat support! -No Whitelist -24/7 -Entirely Free

    51.91.74.89

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SunnysLighthouse

    SunnysLighthouse

    New Minecraft Servers

    survival vanilla anticheat economy java dynmap land claims huge world border no loot crates/no pay to win max 20 players for now will up the limit soon

    sunnystarscout.ddns.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Supermassivecraft

    Supermassivecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    supermassivecraft.mc.gg

    Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to experience a classic Minecraft survival server.

    Survival PVP RP Towny Emerald currency Economy and player shops

    5.62.71.4:50027

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StrLens

    StrLens

    New Minecraft Servers

    Salutations!

    StrLens is a newly re-opened survival server seeking members both new and old to join us. We offer a solid Survival experience with kits and a huge and varied shop to suit all your needs.

    On top of this, we are currently expanding our available Mini-Games section. As of now, we have a fully complete SkyMine with new dimensions being worked on.

    IP: StrLens.serverminer.com Version: 1.20

    Staff: [Owner] Knegarn75 [Owner] Xflip57

    StrLens.serverminer.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FL Factions

    FL Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oldschool Minecraft Factions server.

    Everyone is equal, not pay to win.

    Factions, ranks, shop, set home, world border.

    Balanced and fair. Up a long time. No resets.

    185.243.216.177:25859

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP