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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle against each other with nothing but carrots and sticks. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for eternity.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. They trade in emeralds, diamonds, and even enchanted golden apples. Join us and become a llama whisperer, gaining access to their hidden stash of riches.
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Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered across the world. Once you collect all seven, you can make a wish to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And who knows, maybe Goku himself will make an appearance to train you in the ways of the Saiyan!
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Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.
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Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.
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