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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 142 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
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