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MovieDragons Minecraft SMP

boring movie, cinematic endurance, endless movie, extended runtime, film length, long movie, Minecraft, Movie, movie duration, movie fatigue, movie marathon, movie surprise, MovieDragons, never ending, slow pacing, smp, time check, time drag, time flies, time perception, time warp, unexpected duration, unexpected length

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and uncovering secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who needs a movie marathon when you can have epic adventures in our wacky world? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT trap waiting for you).

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Emeralds Found:	6980
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	6548	Votes:	6137
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!

GF vs. BF Minecraft Server

Abilities, academy club, arrogance, Beginners, best player, college players, Competition, dynamic, Europe, football, Minecraft, physical play, pick-up game, relationships, semi-pro team, Server, showboating, Skills, Soccer, sports, uneven teams, UNFAIR, winning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6540	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and show off your skills just like this football pro did against his girlfriend and her friends.

Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.

But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!

CookingMamaNeedsHelp

advice, Allergies, apologizing, childhood friends, Communication, concern for others, Cooking, CookingMamaNeedsHelp, Eating disorders, food allergies, friendship, health concerns, meal planning, meal preparation, overstepping, parenting, picky eaters, preservatives, school lunches, Support, TV dinners

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Divine Spears Created:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a delicious home-cooked meal? Look no further! Join our server for a taste of adventure and friendship, just like the heartwarming story of Sara and her newfound love for real food.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

absurd lie, CraftyLiar, deceitful lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, falsehood, fib, foolish lie, funny lie, idiotic lie, laughable lie, Minecraft, nonsensical lie, outrageous lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, Server, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, white lie

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8764	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Insight, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, motivation, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positivity, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success tips, valuable advice, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeper, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, Israelis, leader, leaked messages, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, Politics, Reports, resistance, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Terrorism, wsj

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!