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  • Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

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    🎉🌈 Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! Like, you won’t even believe this place exists—seriously, it’s like your wildest dreams and nightmares had a baby and that baby was raised by llamas wearing sombreros. 😱🎈

    Here’s 7 totally legit reasons to join this chaotic cluster of blocks and pixels that make zero sense but are totally awesome:

      • Frog Worshipping: Did you know we have a secret frog cult? 🐸 Yeah, they’re the supreme overlords of our land, and you must offer them a stack of dirt every full moon or they WILL curse your crops with eternal thorns. And trust me, nobody wants that.

      • Potato Fighting Tournaments: You heard me. We have potato fistfights every Tuesday. 🔥🥔 It’s like a UFC event but with spuds! Winner gets a mythical golden potato that grants you +50% swag. Or was it freedom? Either way, you’re gonna look fabulous.

      • The Great Enderman Drama: Our Enderman has a flair for the dramatic and constantly shifts dimensions to practice his one-man shows. 🎭 Last week he did “Hamlet” but like… in Enderman language. It was SO confusing but wildly entertaining! Join us for the next performance, or risk having to hear about it in every chat for the next month.

      • Time-Traveling Villagers: These guys are the REAL deal! Meet villagers from, like, alternate dimensions where they sell you enchanted items made from rainbow unicorn horns! ⏳🦄 But if you trade with them three times, you get sucked into a wormhole of Minecraft conspiracy theories. Spoiler: Notch is actually a time-traveling cat.

      • Reverse Hunger Games, But Better: Instead of fighting each other, we ALL work together to fight off… uh… rogue llamas who have learned to use bows and arrows! 🦙🏹 Last week they almost took over the spawn area because someone accidentally fed them cooked steak. Don’t make that mistake, okay?!

      • Cursed Treasure Map to Nowhere: We found a treasure map that leads to a chest filled with… nothing??💰 But if you find it, you’re granted the ability to say “YET ANOTHER EGG” in conversation and we’ll have to act like it’s super profound. It’s wild how deep it gets, trust me!

      • Epic Fishing Contests with Ghosts: 🤡 Every weekend, we summon the spirits of the original creators of Minecraft to judge our fishing skills while riding giant squids. The loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the week and sing “Baby Shark” in chat. It’s like having a karaoke party, but with more existential dread.

    So, grab your pickaxe, leave your sanity at the door, and come join this glorious mess of an SMP! You won’t regret it—unless you’re a serious person. 😜 Otherwise, let’s break every rule of logic and make some legendary tales!

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  • Skyparadice

    Skyparadice

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    Try out explosion worlds, having fun, pvping your friend going through maces or having races Have a blast in this server.well try our best to improve it so any idea will be heard,but it’s up to us to determine if they are to be made or not

    skyparadice.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crimsonmatrix

    Crimsonmatrix

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 98.234.49.65:25570

    98.234.49.65:25570

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Empyrean

    Empyrean

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Empyrean

    We are a Minecraft server with a family-friendly environment and a tight-knit community.

    Our goal is to provide you the best Minecraft experience like no other, and to be a friendly and tolerant community to play in. Whether it be building, fighting, or simply hanging around with friends, in Empyrean, the fun never ends.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now at play.empyrean.it and join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/TS6w3TYZRM

    play.empyrean.it

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WishPlay | mc.wishplay.me Minecraft server

    WishPlay |  mc.wishplay.me Minecraft server

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    WishPlay is a Minecraft game project with a convenient server navigation system, cheap and balanced donations, a fair and responsive administration, a beautiful city, an open world for survival and creativity, apartments, transport, unique jobs and part-time jobs, and of course a pleasant atmosphere =) Look our videos on YouTube, get to know the server and join. Our team has been working on the Minecraft platform for more than 12 years, 7 of which have been with WishPlay. We sincerely hope that you will like our server and you will not only start playing with us, but also tell your friends about the project!Join us! We sincerely hope that you will like it and you will definitely invite your friends to our server!IP: mc.wishplay.me

    mc.wishplay.me

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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