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InsultCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3317	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell” or “you’re ugly”? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be insulted in ways you never thought possible! Join us and prepare to be roasted by our team of professional insult artists who will leave you questioning your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pig-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious bacon reserves. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the back of a mighty pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Legend has it that this feathered fiend lays explosive eggs and has a taste for player flesh. Will you be brave enough to face off against this fearsome fowl?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience insults, pig-riding warriors, and explosive chickens like never before!

CraftyCreeperzPVP

aid, Air-Launched, aircraft, arms sales, Conflict, CraftyCreeperzPVP, Defense, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Military, munition, new, SECURITY, Seeks, standoff, strategy, Support, Ukraine, US, weapon

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	7179
Dragon Eggs Found:	7837	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them into battle. also, our secret underground base is guarded by a dragon that only lets in the coolest players. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride a llama through a maze filled with lava and if u make it to the end, u get a pet unicorn. join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cake!

QuitBeforeWinBigCraft

BETTING, big win, Casino, chance, gamblers, gambling, gambling addiction, Gaming, jackpot, long tail, LUCK, Odds, perseverance, Probability, QuitBeforeWinBigCraft, Quitting, quitting habits, Risk, statistics, success, winning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3309
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mines Excavated:	3256

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BAM! You find, like, a diamond block the size of your head! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow llamas start dancing around you, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! You stumble upon a secret cave filled with flying pigs that shoot out golden apples! And if that’s not enough, there’s a hidden village where the villagers trade enchanted weapons for cookies!

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken boss spawns in the center of the map, challenging players to an epic battle for the chance to win a magical feather that grants wishes!

So, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, then, like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, dude! It’s, like, the most epic and insane server out there! You’ll never want to leave, I swear!

ToxicIslandCraft

air pollution, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental inequality, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental research, Great Salt Lake, HARMFUL, Hispanics, minority neighborhoods, Pacific Islanders, particulates, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, study, ToxicIslandCraft, Toxins, Winds

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	190
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Animals Bred:	28

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
New Chunks Explored:	452662	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Dragon Eggs Found:	3353	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!

Crafty911 Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	4443	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyPolitix

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Tired of dealing with political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle! Our server is a political-free zone where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?

T90TankTumbleCraft

armored vehicles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Losses, military equipment, military tactics, military technology, putin, Putin’s army, russia, russian military, T-90M tanks, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare, tracker data, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1235	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!