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unexpected gym behaviors

  • Gym Failz: Craft & Lift!

    Gym Failz: Craft & Lift!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where you might just witness the gym workouts that will leave you questioning reality! Have you ever seen a creeper bench-pressing three stacks of diamonds while a zombie does squats with a barrel of arrows? You haven’t? Then you’re in for a treat! Here, we encourage our players to flex their creativity AND their pixelated muscles in the most ludicrous ways imaginable!

    Picture this: while you’re busy mining for diamonds, a player pulls out a full set of enchanted leather armor and starts doing yoga poses atop a moving minecart. Why? Because they believe it improves their balance against ender dragons! And if you think that’s wild, wait until you try our official “Minecraft Olympics,” where you’ll see players racing slimes, crafting baked goods mid-lap, and yes, attempting to throw a ghast into the Nether, all while riding a pig!

    Speaking of pigs, rumor has it that one too many players have taken it upon themselves to start a competitive pork chop-dance-off under the glow of a gigantic pixelated disco ball. Who wouldn’t want to join in on that chaos and dance their way to victory? Think you can survive the madness, where the only workout plan is “Run from the mobs while carrying a cake!”?

    But that’s not all! As a distinguished member of this absurd world, you might accidentally stumble upon a secret protein shake recipe hidden in a dungeon, which grants you the power to sprint in full diamond armor while eating a cooked salmon like a true hero! Show off your gains as you traverse the realms filled with enchanted cardio machines like “The Whirlwind of Withers” or the “Bowser Bicep Blaster!”

    So grab your pickaxe, slap on those diamond weights, and get ready to join a community where the gym is just as pixelated as the blocks we break. If you’ve ever wanted to experience the absolute most ridiculous interpretations of fitness while building epic structures and battling mobs, this is the server for you! Just remember to hydrate, because you’re going to need it when the pixelated heat of insanity hits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, dis server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of epicness. like, one time, there was dis explosion at a dutch museum and all the gold masterpieces were stolen. it was like, whoa, so intense, bro. but don’t worry, on dis server, we got all the gold u could ever want. like, seriously, it’s like a gold mine up in here.

    and dat ain’t all, bro. we got like, dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy creatures roaming around. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur face off. but don’t worry, we got ur back. we’ll hook u up with all the weapons and armor u need to survive.

    so come join us on dis epic minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

    ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself makes surprise appearances and hands out diamond blocks like candy! he even rides around on a flying pig named rocket and shoots lasers out of his eyes to help you defeat the creepers! plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. don’t miss out on the chance to play with the richest man in the world in our crazy minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sleeping Mana’s Promise

    Sleeping Mana’s Promise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

    Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for relaxing, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack contains a bit of everything. Aesthetic decorations, mobs, magic, tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and celebrate your victory with a slice of pizza. Build bases alone or together in various locations.

    We’re over a year old and just had a server reset for a fresh new world feeling!

    To join, head over to the Discord and do an intro for whitelist.

    Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Head over to the Discord server and do an intro for whitelisting.
    What is the server’s modpack? The modpack contains a mix of aesthetics, mobs, magic, tech, and more.
    Can I build alone or with others? You can build bases alone or together with other players in different locations.
    How old is the server? The server is over a year old and recently had a reset for a fresh new world feel.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dual Pathway 1.21.3

    Dual Pathway 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

    First of all, the admins are like unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical farting unicorns?

    Secondly, the players on this server are like a bunch of hyperactive squirrels on caffeine! You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans they get up to.

    And let’s not forget about the buildings on this server – they’re like something out of a psychedelic dream! You’ll feel like you’re tripping on mushrooms just looking at them.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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