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  • ShameCraft: Minecraft SMP

    ShameCraft: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow Minecrafters and supreme meme lords! 🐷🍕 If you ain’t part of this absolutely, positively outta-this-world Minecraft SMP, then what are you even doing with your life?! 🚀💩 I mean, seriously, I once learned that goldfish can remember things for like 3 whole seconds, but joining this server will elevate your brain cells to new dimensions, fam!

    So, why should you join? Let me hit you with some mega nonsense:

      • The Great Cow Conspiracy 🐄🔍: Rumor has it that there are secret cow communities plotting to take over the Minecraft world and reign supreme. You won’t believe how many blocks they need to do this! Join us, and you might just become the ultimate Cow Whisperer. 🐮👁️

      • Enderman Fashion Week 🕶️😜: Did you know Endermen have a fierce sense of style? Last week, I saw one strutting its stuff down the Creeper Catwalk with a fabulous diamond-encrusted pickaxe! If you want to be part of the next big trend (and dodge their 6-foot tall fashionista rage), hop on this server!

      • Creeper Karaoke Nights! 🎤💣: Forget about singing in the shower. Here, we have a Creeper Karaoke Night every Sunday where they explode with laughter! If you can survive the explosions while belting out “Let It Go” in a high-pitched voice, consider yourself the ultimate Minecraft legend!

      • Every Block Has A Backstory! 📖✨: There’s an ancient battle between dirt and gravel, and boy, let me tell you… it’s juicier than grandma’s secret recipe for cookies! 🌲🍪 Join this SMP, and you’ll peel back layers of lore that’ll make you question your life choices. Ever asked yourself if sand feels lonely? Now YOU CAN!

      • Glitches in the Matrix! 😱🌀: Like, I once duped an entire stack of diamonds with a stick, a bucket of water, and a rubber chicken from another dimension! 🐔🌌 If you wanna uncover more absurd “bug exploits” that may or may not involve time travel, JOIN US NOW!

      • The Villager Olympics! 🤸‍♂️🤖: Did ya know villagers have athletic dreams too? They literally race each other to see who can harvest the most potatoes while balancing on a block of obsidian. It’s just like the regular Olympics, but with more “HUUH?!?” vibes!

    So come one, come all to this dimension of chaos, cuddly creepers, and illogical goat races! This Minecraft SMP is where your most ridiculous fantasies come to life, and you’ll regret not joining faster than you’d regret eating a suspiciously colored mushroom! 📅🎉

    PS: Totally forgot my initial point, but who cares? Minecraft = Life. You’re gonna love it. 🍍💖

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

    🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

    — Free donation per time

    — Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

    — Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

    — More than 20 types of transport

    — More than 15 types of weapons

    –Star Trek items with kill counters!

    — Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

    — Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

    — Competitions and clan tops

    — No wipes

    — No cheaters

    — No cheating for donations

    ▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

    ▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

    ▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

    Still not sure if you should come in? Okay, now we’ll tell you something else, just to no one, okay?

    The “/code boom” command gives you an awesome gift… you’ll definitely like it!

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    mr7.dynamitemc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FadedPrison

    FadedPrison

    New Minecraft Servers

    -=FadedPrison=-

    FadedPrison is a competitive minecraft prison server aiming to provide a custom and enjoyably experience for its community.

    We have currently just undergone a complete community re-vamp under new ownership and cannot wait to share all of our new features with you all!

    We are currently recruiting for staff! Join our discord or see our forum pages for more information.

    Join our discord to see our latest seasons payouts!

    Fadedprison.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • surviplus

    surviplus

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.9 – 1.19.2 Server ! Survival Hit the coke Join now ! Graj – play 1.9 1.12.2 1.18.2 1.17 1.17.2

    surviplus.csrv.pl:62863

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  • Tinylandia

    Tinylandia

    New Minecraft Servers

    TinyLandia Server: 1.14.4 to 1.19.1– PvP 1.8– +15 rank– +15 kits– Bosses– +350 Custom Enchantments– +300 custom achievements– Mobs epicos– Dungeons– Special items– Store– Auctions– +130 tags– MiniGames (Parkour, Spleef, Labyrinths, etc.)– Events in real time (Rocket that you get on and fly, etc.)And much more.

    212.192.28.35

    New Minecraft Server
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