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AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7771
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

RubiconCraft

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Hey there!

Are you looking for a server where you could play Survival and some minigames with your friends?

Then we have something for you!

RubiconCraft is a server where you can play custom generated Survival world, pvp with your friends and participate in player events!

So what you waiting for join! 😀

play.rubiconcraft.com

Wanomc

Creative, Multiplayer Survival, Plots, Pve Survival, PvP Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

play.wanomc.com

MurchaCraft Grief server Minecraft server

Clans, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

New Griefer server.

We have unique items such as:

– runes;

– unique shields with buffs;

– unique totems;

– unique pickaxes and weapons;

– unique armor.

Our server has:

– free cases every 10 minutes;

– 9 donation privileges that can be obtained from free cases;

– reporting system;

– excellent economy.

We are also ready to add new functions and items to the game mode at the request of players

Our server is aimed at PVP mode, but if you are a fan of PVE, then we have great opportunities for building beautiful buildings or productive farms.

We plan to hold competitions every month with prizes for the most beautiful buildings and the most productive farms

We are also looking for:

– Administrators;

– Moderators;

– Helpers;

– Builders;

– YouTubers;

– Streamers.

Come join our server and you will find something to do 🙂

play.murcha.su

PixWorld

Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

play.pixworld.fr

Cafe Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5975	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Just an MCMMO, Mob Arena, Economy, Discord bridge, Custom Enchants, Chest Shop, SilkSpawner, Bloodmoon, EarthMap 1.17.1 based server, I mean what else is there to it? Server is whitelisted as still being worked on, this is primarily for Votifier.

144.217.199.1:25580

Mtcss freeroam

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

MTCSS Free Roam Is a survival cross play rp server, we have roles, governor, president,police,mayors,swat etc, we have over 20 plugins,aswell as version rollback for older versions of minecraft, crossplay and much more!. to enhance user experience and even have decent staff and mods to make sure your experience with is is not obstructed, if this is what you as a player is looking for join us, we hope to see you soon!

Bedrock: ip: 147.185.221.212 port:56980

play.mtcssfreeroam.tk

CryHell Minecraft server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	186	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Magic Items Found:	2293
Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22

We welcome you, dear players, to the “CryHell” project, which is a survival server for playing with friends and more! Play without unnecessary plugins and nasty cheaters! Our project can offer you stable server operation, interesting quests, the ability to play the Bedrock version of Minecraft from your phone, console and any other devices, as well as voice chat with other players while playing!

Don’t forget to subscribe to our Discord channel for all the news and updates!

Join and enjoy the game!

cryhell.20tps.ru

Cool parkour

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Some parkour server from an 11 yr old. Check some warps and you might find some cool stuff! If you want to do pvp, we have an arena, but do the parkour first! We do have some prison but its not really worth it… oh, do check out the shop at ‘/warp muns’! There is some parkour used by the parkour plugin in the normal lobby and some parkour used by the checkpoint plugin in the alt lobby.

niceparkour.aternos.me:30703

EvenFall SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	9338
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

This is the Dawn SMP, we are a completely vanilla, made on 20/9/2021. IMPORTANT: Whitelist needed on discord.

The server world has been reset, the world wont reset again. We are looking for new players to join us to be a nice and friendly minecraft server, we have moderator applications opened, cya!

139.99.187.98:25636

Pandemonium

Abilities, Economy, FANTASY, Multiplayer Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	897	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Pandemonium is a server that grown by the creator imagination, it’s a survival based server that just born week ago.Just like the name says “PANDEMONIUM”, means you can do what you can to survive in this server because this server doesn’t use land protection or land claim, But you can still keep your items if you died.

FEATURES :▪ Easy EconomyMoney are easy to earn, by selling ores, vote, and claiming daily rewards!

▪ Custom EnchantNow enchanting table gives you some custom enchantments! (Check it out!)

▪ SkillsEvery player can level up their own skill now such as alchemy, mining, combat, armory, fishing, and much more!

▪ ReforgeIf skills can be leveled up, Weapons too!

▪ McMMOWho doesn’t know mcmmo? get your punny bread over here!

▪ Daily RewardsLogin every day and claim some resource!

▪ Vote RewardsRewards can be obtained from vote, and the rewards is better than daily rewards!

▪ Trade SystemYou can trade with other player if you want!

▪ True SurvivalAs it says, you can’t create land protection or even keep your item when you died, but you can still keep your xp and even use /back commands to retrieve your dropped items!

▪ Chest ProtectionEven without land protection you can still protect your chest using old ways! [PROTECT]

Hope you enjoy playing on my server!

mc.pandemonium.pro