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  • Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fam! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers because this one is actually a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unfiltered cringe that you didn’t ask for but totally need in your life. Ready? Buckle your seatbelts, because we’re diving into the wildest, most nonsensical adventure ever! 🌌

    First off, you get to start your Minecraft journey where the trees whisper your deepest insecurities! Like, LOL, can you imagine chopping down a tree, and it’s like, "Why are you still single?" Talk about a mood killer! 😂 And if that’s not enough, the sheep? Omg, bro, they’re actually secretly plotting to take over the world! 🐑💥 I mean, who even let them have a meeting? Like, hello, I’m just trying to farm here!

    Joining this server means you’ll get the exclusive privilege of being practically attacked by a herd of flying pigs that glitch through dimensions. You know it’s true because my cousin Greg saw it once and ran back to the real world screaming. Those pigs can travel faster than your Wi-Fi can buffer that one YouTube video about how to build a potato farm. You wanna make friends? Just stand there, and the pigs will fight over who gets to be your buddy. 🤝🐖

    And, oh boy, let me tell you about the monthly "Break-A-Bed Competition" we have! It’s not about who snores the loudest (that’s a whole other battle). It’s a literal free-for-all where we turn beds into battlegrounds! You hire your friends to sleep in them, and then BOOM – it’s like a medieval war but with pillows. Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cake and a chance to procrastinate instead of doing actual life stuff! 🍰👑

    But wait, there’s more! You know how creepers are always blowing up your buildings? Well, on this server, we’ve unanimously decided that they’ve got a secret underground talent show, and they might just be the next big meme! Forget America’s Got Talent—get ready for “Creepers Got Grapples!” Their acts include pro interpretive dance and heartfelt covers of classic bangers. I mean, you’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen a creeper play “Wonderwall” on a blocky guitar while crying sparkling green tears! 🌟😂

    And don’t even get me started on the Enderman. They definitely have the best gossip and always know who is using hacks. Like, they’re the Minecraft social media platform we never asked for but totally need in our lives. 🕵️‍♂️👀 Want the latest scoop? Just ask an Enderman to teleport closer, and boom! You’ll get all the juicy deets. Just don’t look ’em in the eyes – they get super awkward, like when you accidentally liked your crush’s nine-month-old Instagram post. 😳💔

    Last but not least, the server’s got this cursed enchantment where if you punch a tree, there’s a 50/50 chance it either drops wood or starts telling dad jokes. Like, seriously, you’ll be there & boom! “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, duh!” Facepalm intensifies. You may end up questioning your life choices but laughing at the sheer absurdity. 🤦🎤💥

    So, do you want to join this whirlwind of nonsense and madness for all eternity? This isn’t just a server, it’s a lifestyle! Jump on board and unleash the chaos; your mom will definitely be proud(ly confused) of your new Minecraft adventures! 🏰🗡️ Let’s get loony!!! 🎉🎉

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will come flying out of nowhere to steal your diamonds!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Think you have what it takes to boogie with the creepers?

    3. Our world is filled with mythical creatures like unicorns, dragons, and…flying pigs? Don’t ask how they got there, just go with it.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into their Minecraft skins in real life. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    5. We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

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  • DadExcludedCraft

    DadExcludedCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love letters more than diamonds! Join us for a chance to create your own virtual love letters to your pixelated children (or pets, we don’t judge) and showcase your parenting skills in the digital world.

    Our server is the perfect place for all the sentimental Minecraft players out there who want to leave a legacy for their blocky offspring. Build a shrine dedicated to your in-game family, write heartfelt messages in the chat, and watch as your fellow players shed a tear at the beauty of your virtual parenting skills.

    But beware, not everyone will understand the importance of virtual love letters. Just like the OP’s husband who couldn’t handle the fact that he wasn’t included in the Minecraft family album. Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, join our server and show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the world of blocks and pixels.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and your heart emojis, and join us on the most heartwarming Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe one day your virtual love letters will be passed down through generations of Minecraft players, inspiring them to build their own digital family legacies.

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  • GenderNormsMinecraftSMP

    GenderNormsMinecraftSMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we break all the rules and have a blast doing it! Looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and not be judged? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! We encourage creativity and craziness in equal measure.

    But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground club where only players of a certain gender are allowed. What’s inside, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of glitter, unicorns, and dance parties that last for days.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • Noobz4Dayz

    Noobz4Dayz

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    The type of person who hasn’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet! Like seriously, why would anyone want to miss out on all the craziness and fun we have going on here? We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So if you’re the type of person who loves a good adventure and doesn’t mind the occasional zombie invasion, then you definitely need to join our server ASAP! Trust us, you’ll never understand why you waited so long to join in on the madness.

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  • Crafty Fentanyl Fun Land

    Crafty Fentanyl Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

    we got so much stuff to do, u won’t know where to start! build a castle, mine for diamonds, fight dragons, the possibilities are endless!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper!

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave!

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  • What is the IP for Grian Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Grian Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersGrian is a popular British YouTube content creator known for his entertaining and creative Minecraft videos. With a focus on building and design, Grian has amassed a large following on his channel where he showcases his impressive building skills and infectious personality. He is also a member of the popular Minecraft server HermitCraft. Grian has become a beloved figure in the Minecraft community and continues to attract new fans with his engaging content.

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  • AloraMC The Grand Return

    AloraMC The Grand Return

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    play.aloramc.com

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  • With PureVan

    With PureVan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Straight vanilla Minecraft with a few add ons to make it more enjoyable. New server with unlimited world size & plenty of ram. Set home, grief protection & world guard, come explore and survive. If you join and would like to see something else added to improve your experience do not hesitate to ask!

    31.214.162.6:55925

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  • Earth SMP: Where Slimes & Villagers Battle Over the Best Ale in Tilted Tavern Towny

    Earth SMP: Where Slimes & Villagers Battle Over the Best Ale in Tilted Tavern Towny

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Server IP (Java/Bedrock):IP: mc.tiltedtavern.netGeyser Port: 19132
    Bedrock Session Join:Add Xbox Live Friend: TiltedTav

    There is always something new to discover and enjoy with compatibility for both Bedrock and Java clients. Explore and conquer a vast custom Earth world on our Towny server, where adventure awaits at every corner!

    Server Features

    • Earth: Claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth!
    • Cross Play Support: We support all Java Edition and Bedrock platforms!
    • Towny: A distinctively rebalanced Towny setup featuring a fast travel system!
    • Slimefun: Our Slimefun plugin offers the full modded Minecraft experience without the need to install any mods!
    • Levels: Earn special perks and rewards simply by playing on the server and progressing!
    • Dungeons: Battle for survival! Defeat bosses, complete quests, earn rare loot, and level up!

    Join us and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft community. Whether you’re an architect, an explorer, a strategist, or a dreamer, Tilted Tavern offers an adventure tailored to your desires. Get ready to shape the course of history on our monumental Earth replica. Adventure awaits!

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I play on the server with a Java client?Yes, the server supports Java Edition clients.
    How do I join the server on Bedrock Edition?Add Xbox Live Friend: TiltedTav
    What is the Earth feature on the server?Players can claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth.

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  • Steak City Minecraft Server

    Steak City Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a juicy steak – full of flavor and always satisfying.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely of candy! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, a magical portal that leads to a land of talking chickens, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. Steaky steaky~!

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