Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re all secretly plotting a revolution to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens.
But the real question is, why did they replace my boy Godwyn with a fucking sunflower? Well, let’s just say Godwyn had a little too much fun with the TNT and now he’s taking a break in the sunflower fields. But don’t worry, he’ll be back soon, hopefully in one piece.
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case you might want to steer clear.
we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.
if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.
so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.
imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.
we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Description | Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel. |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.
A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.
A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!
Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!
