Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re all secretly plotting a revolution to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens.
But the real question is, why did they replace my boy Godwyn with a fucking sunflower? Well, let’s just say Godwyn had a little too much fun with the TNT and now he’s taking a break in the sunflower fields. But don’t worry, he’ll be back soon, hopefully in one piece.
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case you might want to steer clear.
| Features |
|---|
| ⏰ 1.5+ years old world |
| ✨ Regular events and polls |
| ✅ Whitelist + Application |
| 👥 Active community and staff |
| 🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods |
| 📖 Lore |
| 🔍 Java v1.19.3 |
| 🦇 Custom origins and beliefs |
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been running? | The server world is 1.5+ years old. |
| How can I join the server? | You can apply for whitelist through our application process. |
| What version of Java does the server use? | The server uses Java v1.19.3. |
| Are there special mods or features on the server? | Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. |
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.
So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!
But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!
We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.
So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
| Player Base | Whitelisted, preferably 18+ |
|---|---|
| Gameplay | Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods |
| Commands | /home, /sethome, Waystones |
| In-Game Social | Proximity voice chat, community building |
| Server Life | Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests |
A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.
A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.
A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.
A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.
A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.
