unexpected bodily functions Minecraft Servers

FartCraft: Where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your own flatulence!

awkward noises, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, bathroom humor, bathroom mishaps, bodily functions, comedic mishaps, creeper, embarrassing moments, explosions, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, funny quotes, gastrointestinal issues, humor, louder, oops moments, poop jokes, public embarrassment, sharting, social faux pas, Sound, toilet humor, unexpected bodily functions, unexpected surprises

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers at intruders? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

UkraineWar24HrsGone

24 hours, armed conflict, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., ending, foreign policy, global security, humanitarian crisis, international community, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, peacekeeping mission, political deadlock, ukraine war, UkraineWar24HrsGone, united nations, war resolution

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	831981
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	2784
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Tired of real life politics ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we ended the Ukraine war in 24 hours using nothing but diamond swords and enchanted armor! Our players are so skilled, even world leaders are asking for tips on conflict resolution. Join now and help us bring peace to the world, one block at a time!

GreenlandGriefCraft

Arctic, Communication, controversy, criticism, Danish PM, denmark, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandGriefCraft, international relations, nato, Négotiation, phone call, Politics, president trump, territorial dispute, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”

if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!

come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!

Lymphatic Craft: Nature’s Endless Adventure

academic publication, Adventure, cardiovascular health, cell biology, cell differentiation, Craft, Endless, endothelial cells, endothelium, lymphatic, lymphatic endothelial cell, lymphatic system, Medical research, Nature Cardiovascular Research, Natures, progenitor, publication, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific journal, specialised, Specification, vascular system

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lymphatic endothelial cells specifacation up in here!!! like, u can build ur own lymphatic system in the game and become the ultimate lymphatic warrior or something. trust me, u never knew u needed this in ur minecraft life until now. plus, we got a secret underground lab where u can create ur own specialised progenitor for lymphatic endothelium and take over the server with ur lymphatic powers. it’s gonna be LIT, fam. come join us and let’s get lymphatic up in here!

Terra Nova: Age II

Adventure, age, Apply now, building contests, Community, Creative Server, Discord, Dragon.., ELYTRA, Events, Minecraft, mini-game server, Nova, Player Economy, PvP battles, Server, server reset, smp, terra, Thriving Community, Website, Wiki

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Server Name	The Siege of the End \| Terra Nova Age II
Server Type	18+ Semi-Vanilla SMP Server
Server Launch Date	January 18th

Overview

Terra Nova is a freshly reset server, launching Age II on January 18th. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or community player, now is the perfect time to join and grow with us from the start. Age I brought in over 600 unique players from over 30+ countries. Will you join us in AGE II?

Why Terra Nova Stands Out

Strictly 18+: Mature, respectful, and like-minded players only.
No Pay-to-Win: Fair gameplay, quality-of-life plugins, and a player-driven economy.
Medieval-Themed Survival: Immerse yourself in a rich world of amazing creation.
Creative & Mini-Game Servers: Take a break from survival with creative and fun activities.
A Thriving Community: Weekly and monthly events, including PVP battles, building contests, and more.

Event Details

Mark your calendars for Terra Nova’s first epic event on Saturday, January 25th. The community will unite to take down the Ender Dragon and officially open The End for exploration and elytra looting. Join us at the Welcome Center in SD at 2 PM EST to participate in this historic event!

Join Terra Nova Today

Apply now and experience the thrill of The Ender Dragon fight and the start of your adventure in Age II! Website: https://terranovasmp.net/ Wiki: https://wiki.terranovasmp.net/ Discord: https://discord.gg/P7G7tAPtUy

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join Terra Nova?	Terra Nova is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, Terra Nova prides itself on fair gameplay and a player-driven economy with no pay-to-win aspects.
What kind of events can I expect on Terra Nova?	Terra Nova hosts weekly and monthly events, including PVP battles, building contests, and more.

Infernal Wonderland 1.20

Adventure, Alice in Hell, alice in wonderland, dark fantasy, final ride, graphic novel, Horror, INFERNAL, japanese, Jigoku no Alice, JIRO MATSUMOTO, Manga, Marathon, Mystery, psychological thriller, series, storytime, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, WEEKLY, wonderland

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama wearing sunglasses? Well, buckle up because we’re about to take you on a wild ride!

Every week, we have a Jiro Matsumoto marathon that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house. It’s like the final boss battle of epicness, and you don’t want to miss out on the action.

Join us on this rollercoaster of fun and chaos as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. It’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this!

Don’t be a square, join the party and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “I can’t believe I did that in Minecraft!” See you on the other side, gamers!

NoMoreSteve Minecraft Server

colleague interactions, coworker conflicts, handling difficult coworkers, interpersonal skills., job performance, Minecraft, NoMoreSteve, office etiquette, office politics, professional conduct, professional relationships, Server, team dynamics, toxic coworkers, work drama, work environment, work ethics, work relationships, work stress, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any Bob-like characters ruining your day!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about a coworker like Bob showing up and causing chaos. Our community is filled with players who actually do their jobs (unlike Bob) and are always happy to lend a hand.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with affairs, workplace drama, or unsafe working conditions. It’s a virtual paradise where you can relax and have fun without any of the real-life stress.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Say goodbye to Bob and hello to a world where you can truly enjoy yourself without any workplace drama getting in the way!

BoundaryBrosAndSisAITAH

Accommodation, AITAH, Angry, BETRAYAL, better paying job, BoundaryBrosAndSisAITAH, brother, Christmas holidays, Comforting, Concert, constant contact, crossed boundary, Disrespected, family fight, Friend, high school, hurt, mad, moving cities, sex, Telling, Trust, weird

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6434
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are crossed! Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like the story of this player’s friend and brother.

Looking for a server where you never know who you can trust? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out that your friend and sibling hooked up behind your back.

Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs soap operas when you can join our server and live out your own drama-filled adventures?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the twists and turns of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back!

SweCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, defense industry, defense modernization, Development, eastern europe, european union, international relations, long range, Military, military aid, Minecraft, nato, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, strike capability, Support, SweCraft, Sweden, technology transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. It’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because, like, we have the craziest adventures. One time, we found a secret underground lair filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds. And then, we, like, fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but, like, a wooden sword. It was, like, totally intense, dude.

Plus, like, the community on this server is, like, the coolest ever. We all, like, build giant castles and roller coasters together. And, like, we have epic battles in the PvP arena. It’s, like, a total blast, man.

So, like, come join us on this server, bro. It’s, like, the best Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, dude, you won’t regret it.

GreenlandGriefCraft

Arctic, controversial conversation, Danish PM, denmark, diplomatic incident, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGriefCraft, international relations, North Atlantic, phone call, political news, president, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, united states, us politics, White House, world news

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	125
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.

and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.

so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.

E-Cig City: Quit Smoking & Build Blocks

addiction, behavioral therapy, blocks, BUILD, city, e-cigarettes, ecig, give up smoking, habits, health, heated tobacco products, lifestyle change, medication, nicotine replacement therapy, public health, QUIT, quit smoking, researchers, smokers, smoking, smoking cessation, success, Support, tobacco use, Vaping, Willpower

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Farms Harvested:	844
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna quit smokin’ them nasty cigs, come join our EPIC Minecraft server! we got potions that make you forget about cigarettes, enchanted e-cigarettes that give you special powers, and even heated tobacco products that will blow your mind! trust me, you won’t even remember what a cigarette is after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and kick that nasty habit to the curb!