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  • BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

    So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RollingDodger Minecraft SMP

    RollingDodger Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where rolling and dodging are completely optional! Why waste your energy trying to avoid attacks when you can just tank them like a boss? Join us for epic battles where you can stand your ground and show off your fearless nature.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary “Rolling Stones” gang, a group of players who have sworn off rolling and dodging entirely. They roam the server causing chaos and confusion, all while laughing in the face of danger.

    So if you’re tired of constantly dodging and rolling in other SMPs, come join us for a wild ride where you can embrace your inner tank and take on the world with reckless abandon. Who needs agility when you have pure brute strength? Join us now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperQuest Minecraft Server

    CreeperQuest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a hoarder’s house? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through a hoarder’s home.

    Our server is like a duplex built in 1900 – old, rundown, and full of surprises. Explore the 2BR 1BA basement (if you can find it) and uncover hidden treasures (or trash) along the way.

    Join now and embark on a quest to find lost urns, bury cremains, and unravel family secrets. Will you be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top? Or will you end up lost in the hoard forever?

    Don’t worry about the cleanup – we’ve got bio-hazard experts on standby (for a small fee, of course). And remember, once you see the chaos of our server, you can’t unsee it. So brace yourself for a wild adventure unlike any other.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the hoard! But be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to dig through the mess and uncover the truth? Join us now and let the hoarding madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UniMoveMoneyNOGF

    UniMoveMoneyNOGF

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than this guy’s girlfriend’s job search? Look no further! Our server is so stable, it makes her employment history look like a rollercoaster ride. Plus, we won’t ask you for money to cover our moving expenses – we’ll just ask you to slay some creepers instead!

    Join us and experience the thrill of a server that never lets you down, unlike that one time she promised to pay for dinner but conveniently forgot her wallet. And don’t worry about missing out on fun activities – we have more exciting quests and challenges than she has excuses for not finding a job.

    So, if you’re tired of supporting someone who can’t even support themselves, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle in the land. Trust us, it’s a lot more rewarding than funding someone’s vacation while they “look” for a job.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HugMeNotMinecraftSMP

    HugMeNotMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hugging virtual sheep in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you can hug all the players you want! We have a special plugin that allows you to physically hug other players in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of hugging Notch himself, now’s your chance!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that whoever finds the bunker first will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, we have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through the skies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most huggable Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP