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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4698 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9385 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
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