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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6777 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8280 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!