But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have a secret society of chickens who have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the mods. They have a secret chicken dance that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poultry.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock. Yeah, you heard me right, bedrock! Just imagine the possibilities, bro. So come join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft SMP server today! You won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
But the best part is the people on the server, they’re all a bunch of nutjobs in the best way possible. Like, this one guy built an entire rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. And don’t even get me started on the pranks they pull, like the time they replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with dirt blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just plain old stupidity, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.
Join our server for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Steve from Minecraft himself. Or maybe you’ll witness a llama riding contest between PewDiePie and MrBeast. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.
So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. See you there, fellow blockheads!
Our server is run by the most corrupt police officers you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. They’ll take bribes in diamonds, turn a blind eye to griefing, and even participate in illegal redstone trafficking. It’s a lawless land where anything goes!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges and come out on top.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing on the most corrupt Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
if u join our server, u will be surrounded by so much fun and laughter that u won’t even think about taking bribes from anyone. plus, the deal-making between players and admins is off the charts! u wanna trade some diamonds for a enchanted sword? no problem, we got u covered.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, no bribes allowed, only building and mining like a boss.
We got villagers that will trade you emeralds for useless crap like rotten flesh.
And don’t even get me started on our pig racing track – it’s like the Daytona 500, but with bacon!
Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even paying a villager to marry your cow!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo event – it’s a real hoot!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever
imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.
explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, we all got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. and speaking of wolves, we have a secret underground wolf army that will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that try to ruin your day.
oh, and did i mention the lion? yeah, we have a freakin’ lion roaming around the server. don’t worry, he’s tame as a kitten, but he’ll still strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, where else can you say you own a lion in a video game? let’s get this party started! 🦁🎉
Join us and, like, experience the power of quantum Minecraft. You can, like, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics. Want to create a house that floats in mid-air? No problem, dude. Want to mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers? Easy peasy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who wear top hats. They’ll guide you on epic quests to find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a zombie while riding a flying pig.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Quantum Minecraft, baby!
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on Simply Vanilla? | No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on our server. |
| What is the map size of Simply Vanilla? | The map size is over 10 TB, providing a vast world for players to explore and build in. |
| How can I escape spawn on Simply Vanilla? | You can watch a video tutorial on escaping spawn by following the link provided in our server information. |
| Is PvP allowed on Simply Vanilla? | Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. Players can make alliances, betray others, and conquer bases in an anarchy-style gameplay. |
| Can I join the Simply Vanilla Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community by clicking on the provided invite link in the server information. |
We’ve got snow-covered mountains taller than your mom’s high heels and forests so dense you’ll get lost faster than a chicken in a tornado.
Build your own Viking longhouse and raid villages with your friends for epic loot and glory!
Don’t be a potato, join now and unleash your inner Norse god!
Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!
And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!